Skydave103

kinda like a dine and dash? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam toward him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man says: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist who asks: "May I help you?" "Here is your card and key back," Bob says. "You can keep the $500 joining fee." "But Sir," the receptionist says, "you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities." "Listen lady," Bob says, "I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks." LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Hard to believe, he was on top the world for a few hours and to have it taken away so quickly. His parents have to be devastated! Only child with such a bright future. May he continue to play for the angles. RIP LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

hehe that was a funny line. all i could do was shake my head. I was wondering why they didn't show that?! Flapping meat curtains at 120mph! The CSI dude had most of the terminology down and used it relatively well. It is TV!! Hell they did a better job in the lab explaining how it works then some real skydivers do on a day to day basis. :) LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Those aren't "tramp stamps" that you and Chiquita have...they're very nice targets. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." "Well,” said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?" "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy. "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow: "My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!” "Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say 'NO'!" SNAP! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Avg of 10%.....better than giving it to that place you are supposed to go to on sundays!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

You should ALWAYS go though your and his rigger!!! less likely to be screwed that way. Sucks, hope you get your rig or money back. Where is he from? Where did you send the $$? Post everything you know about him. There might be people here who know him and can give him the shake down! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Why was he wearing a school girl outfit? Did you have the cop uniform on? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Yeah I don't think I would like to see you in fish nets!!! bleeeech, fuck!! my brain is scarred!! dammit Billy you suck! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

I was gonna be on film anyways... Might as well geek the hell outta the cameras instead of trying to hide behind bolas. Especially if he bent over. Oh !!! BAM!!! Flag on the play! I don't think I like this game anymore. You complain about people posting you photos that you willingly posed for or didnt have a problem with, now you are retorting!! My stance is "don't make your problem OUR problem!!! Dude you know this time and age, fucking cameras are EVERYWHERE! just ask Michael Phelps. If you didn't want your "private" life to get out then don't do shit you are not willing to live with. Sorry, but brutal truth has its advantages and sometimes stings like a mother. Dave LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

First a sammich and then a glove...you are such a giver, Dave. You know I've got your back! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

How the hell can you see that? I see nothing!? It will be a week before I see my mag! :( Sorry to bust your bubble, you signed the waiver and there is a photo release clause in there. :( You ain't gettin no new shoes mama :) But to relieve the pain, I still have that big glove of you need it. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

That was planned just so you wouldn't be there. awwww poor Ian feeling so left out. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Nu uh! Really? That's gross! What like you are shocked about that?! A. We are men B. We are skydivers C. We are always wanting to look at tits. (wellll some I will look the other way) but for the most part tits on a Ritz!! umm umm good cracker. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

I know. So ungrateful. "Thank Yous"???! ......I've been lighting incense and chanting praises in your honor for the past three nights!! (P.S. Ya think Brandy remembers that she was part of that?) BTW: I've got a pair of jeans that someone left in the camper (where I slept for FREE Sunday night. Thanks to Kyle and the Fitzgerald Parks Dept. ). They look like they fit a 13-year-old girl, which means they could belong to three of the four people I came with. I didn't show my boobies did I? I don't remember that. I don't remember everything from that night either but I'm pretty sure you were standing there with me. I am still a little hazy myself....Robby reminded me the next day that we flashed him, but Idon't remember who else was out by the fire at that time. Wa[/:P]sn't there two people playing??? There were 2 people playing guitars and I believe 3 of us flashed them. I need to start playing guitar!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

I read down an entire page and no one touched this little gem. And this is as far as I'm going. Rut Row! Trying to join Billy? One difference between Billy and Chris. Billy is a jumper. Chris is a jumper who gets other jumpers together for 'kick ass events' so we all have fun and something to talk about. and hopefully get a few good quotes for sig lines. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

I can think of 6 nicknames i've had. That is out side of the usual asshole, fucker, prick etc that i normally get. Those are more like statements than names. And definitely no rules. Only way I got away from it is moving and not letting new friends talk to old nickname callers. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

You are one sick fuck, Dave. You know you looked at it again too!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

You should be looking at tow capacity. http://www.trailerlife.com/images/towratings/07towratings.pdf You can search the different years here, 2008 made my browser crash. http://www.fleetwoodrv.com/brandtomodel/models.aspx?brand=backpack LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

why ohhh why did I go back and check to see if he actually had a stain on his moob!? Fuck my brain is scarred! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Not throwing under the bus. just the facts. What you dont like the comic strip? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

You will have to ask Mic, she suggested to post it. Why are you worried? jealous? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Where is the bottle of Patron?!?! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

One of my fav comic strips. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"