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Ahhhh fuck my eyes my eyes!!!! Not sure if it was the pasty white skin or the little bump by your leg straps. But my fucking eyes are burning. ahhhhhhhhhhh LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Hans doesn't wear ties. He's a dzo. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Alcohol lots of Alcohol!!!!! both men and women like it (for the most part) and they will drink it. Since it is Hans' b-day get him a case of Heineken!!! He will be happy. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

This has been brought up since the middle 90's that i know of, ever since I have been jumping. No one is going to enforce it. Just a fucked up law for a long time ago. I'm sure no law enforcement knows about it. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Here is a better look.

I thought about getting one, but just never got around to it. Could have used one on my 10-22 lens (not sure if they have those) the other day when it fell out of my backpack (hiking trip). $220 to fix it. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

The women end up running in the other direction. Away from swinging richards. Like you didn't know that. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Ya... I'm that nekkid guy. There are a lot of those at boogies!! I just can't understand why it's always the fucking guys running around naked. wtf Girls..............TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Yeah but we could be drinking good beer cheaper! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

If it is anything like they did in '07, a mini camp will be 2-3 days before the record. I wouldn't wait until then! Try to make it to AZ. If you haven't flown in larger formations or you need to fine tune your skills, learning from Arsenal will be your best bet before going to Chicago. Dave LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Really? You drive a motorcycle and you skydive. WOW The Darwin Awards have you on their list. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Did you think that the battery might be dead? or if it's sitting outside that the oil is so thick it won't let the engine turnover. if charging the battery doesnt work try changing the rice. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Good one Andy!! Only problem with 285 compared to much smaller roundabouts is you can get lost on 285........errrrrrr wait some people get lost on the smaller one's to. aww fuck never mind Stitch: never heard them called traffic circles either. Must be and Idaho thing. Do they actually have roads there? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

I lost my job.........sleep great now! Hey give it a shot. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Can't wait to read it! But it's coming out on April Fools Day?!!? Is this one more prank Roger made happen? JK LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Getting a bj while going through the manned toll booth. The look on his face was priceless! Switching seats with the driver going down the highway. Not real easy if your 6'4". LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

How do you compare to these: Jodie was driving south on Interstate 405, heading from Santa Barbara, Calif., to San Diego for the weekend, when she got stuck in Friday rush-hour traffic near the Los Angeles International Airport.I glanced to my right and there was a woman with her left foot sticking out the driver's window painting her toe nails. In a survey by GMAC Insurance of more than 5,000 drivers, 8 percent admitted to changing clothes while their cars were in gear and 62 percent copped to eating California resident Todd Thedinga reports having seen a Honda Accord being used as a makeshift gym: "I was in heavy traffic when I passed a middle-aged guy doing bicep curls with his left arm. When I looked over again later, he was working on his right arm." In 2003, the case of Catherine Donkers, a young mother who was arrested while driving from Detroit to Pittsburgh, made national headlines. Troopers had observed Donkers breastfeeding her 6-month-old baby while traveling 65 mph on the Ohio Turnpike. She was charged with child endangerment. In 2008, Canadian newspapers reported that a woman was arrested for careless driving in Ontario after she lost control of her car on an icy road and crashed into a sign post. She'd been eating a bowl of cereal. State legislators in Maine are debating this question in the wake of an incident in which a state trooper observed a woman watching an episode of Gilmore Girls on her laptop while speeding down the Maine Turnpike. A respondent from San Antonio, Texas, admitted to having shaved her legs, eaten a taco, applied makeup and consumed an alcoholic beverage all at the same time. Against the odds, she lived to tell her story. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Very nice! make sure you give credit for the song. I just found this out, if you don't they might pull your video. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Well first off you must eliminate the cats. You need guns LOTs of guns! Shoot any pussy that comes within 5 yards of your door. ONce the threat is eliminated then it is time to start cleaning. You will NEVER get the smell out completely. Only time will do that or tear down your porch. Cats are awful creatures! They piss ammonia (WTF) So mix bleach, peroxide, battery acid and 409 in a sprayer and go to town. Wash it with water and let it dry. Call off the HazMat team if they show up. I like the idea of the motion sensor sprinkler, that should work well for future invasions. Good luck. p.s. of course all this is a joke, I mean really who the heck is going to tear down their porch. Actually I can't help you, I would just kill the cats. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Oh, don't say that, I'll be in the same car! Rut row. Time to work on damage control Dave! Hey how am I supposed to know mama is going to be a victim of circumstance. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

The link has been removed by Joaquin's lawyer!!!! If you missed it, bummer, it was good! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

The address is hidden from those who don't need to be there. If you end up in the middle of town it's Murphy's Law and you deserve to be there. You can't follow directions and the landing patterns are safe! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Andy Kaufman was funnier. At least Andy Kaufman was able to complete full sentences! Joaquin couldn't even come close to that! Act or no act it was brutal to watch. I was just waiting for David to rip him a new asshole, but he just took pot shots at him that were really good and deserved. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Then who's ever idea that was needs to lose their job. Bad call. At one point Joaquin even asks what the audience is 'on'! What ever it is he has way better stuff. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

Did anyone see this last night? Joaquin was a train wreck!! David made unibomber references and other remarks about his appearance and demeanor. Kind of a long clip. Joaquin is on some good shit! I guess he will need that retirement from acting after this interview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1xK6xz8d9Q LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"