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  1. Lastchance
    How would you like to have to pack a brand new ZP canopy everytime you made a jump? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    VERY FUNNY I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    2 guys standing at a urinal taking a leak. one accidentally drops his change in the urinal. He pulls out his wallet and extracts a 50 dollar bill and throws it in with the change then reaches in and scoops it all out. The guy next to him asks "why the hell would you throw a fifty in the urinal?" The other guy replies "Do you think I'd reach in there for a lousy seventy five cents?" I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Fer sure, fer sure. Careless teens and unloaded guns kill people. I cringe everytime I hear about an accidental shooting. I'm 47 now and remember the incident like it was yestereday. I imagine it will be with me for the rest of my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Hair pie has been around for a long time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    LMAO I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Unbelievable. I have felt exactly the same way for yrs. Our lives are backwards. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    When I was 16 I accidentally shot my best friend with a 22. He was clinically dead for 5 to 10 minutes upon arrival at the emergency room. They shocked his heart and got him back. Four surgeries, pneumonia, and two and a half mo. in the hospital.(two in intensive care) he recovered. When I asked him about afterlife he told me he remembers nothing. He said "I was just fucking dead." On the other hand I recently had a friend in cardiac arrest on the table during surgery and swears that his mother and grandmother came to him and told him it wasn't his time and that he had to go back and finish the job. He is now a born again Christian. 180 degees different than before. Who really knows? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Do you know what the differance between doctors and God is? God doesn't think he's a doctor. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Fred

    Lastchance replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    Friendly house spider. Maybe. Black Widow. Hell no. Kill it before you have thousands running around. Thats alot of B.W.'s to come up with names for. I don't really like spiders but find them quite fascinating and interesting to watch. But they belong outside, not in your house. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    ABSOLUTLEY. One more hour and I'm headed to Bozeman to take Jeff up on those free jumps. How can I refuse free skydives. P.S. It was Chucks breaker that was bad. All is well. Take er easy and have fun tomorrow. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Like me. 20 yrs, ago when my hair was long, still brown with blond and red highlights and I still wore a beard, I was in church. After the sermon a lady with a young boy came up to me and said "My son thinks you are Jesus Christ." I did look, at that time, like all the pictures of J.C. Bless you all. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    How about poop chute, or Hershey Highway, or even turd cutter. I'M SO BORED. I NEED TO JUMP. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    You must be bored. Shit, I must be bored to respond./ I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Just jump dude. Go with an instructor if you need, but I don't think you need a tandem, but hey. do what makes you feel comfortable. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    In a heartbeat. I'd do it to save a friend too. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Last weekend at the dz I did a jump after a pack job, imagine that. Anyway I did a high pull at 7000 to enjoy the scenery and the cool air. The sun was shining down from directly overhead so I could see grass and weeds blowing around in a couple of cells. That was the first time I had ever seen that. I had landed and gathered my canopy in a spot that had been recently mowed and not raked and gathered some debris. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Very cool. they got what they deserved. Hats off to John Lovell. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    All but 2. What the f*** was I thinking. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    As soon as you eat the peanuts out of my she-it. Joker. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Hi. My name is Lorena Bobbit. Can we get together sometime? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Air Traffic Control, Federal Aviation Requirements. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    Fuckin A tweety. If they say they want to leave, make em. If people want to find out just how good we actually have it, let them live somwhere else for awhile. I may not agree with all the politics and may not like George W, but I do love America and would never choose to live anywhere else. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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    I heard Ron White say that they put in an express lane for the death penalty is Texass. He said if you kill somebody there we will kill you back. I hope they catch everyone of these fuckers and hang them. It was an accident that this guy hit a child and as it said, they were non life threatening injuries. What the fuck is wrong with people? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.