Lastchance

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  1. I never got pied. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. The last suit I ordered was a Competition Bev suit. The deliv. time I believe was 4 to 6 weeks. It was on my doorstep in 3 and fit me perfectly. I also have a Michigan that fits perfectly too. Both have excellent workmanship. I would recommend either. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. I look and make sure the fuel caps are on the wings of the Cessnas and that the fuel feed is turned to the on position when I get on the plane. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. Gotta stay politically correct. When I was a kid you could go out and buy bunches of just the blocks. Now you have to pay mega-bucks for the kits and that is basically all you can build till you start adding your mega-buck kits together. At the height of my lego career I had collected 6 KFC buckets full of blocks, bases, doors and windows. That was middle to late 60's. So is the wheel chair dude a kit or did somebody just put him together? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. Because sacrifice is so dark ages. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. Unbelievable. Next time I have car troubles I will just sacrifice my neighbors ducks. Or does it really have to be a goat to work? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. I sell spas for a living. I myself will never sit my ass in a public hot tub. Ever. Take a good hot bath for those aches and pains if you're at a motel. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. The problem is that he probably won't rot in jail, He'll get slapped on the wrist, get 6 months in a pre-release and set free to do it all over again. I think that vigilante justice is the way to go in some cases. Child molesters being the first priority on that list. Sorry but I firmly believe that a Cho Mo is never cured and nobody will ever change my mind on that. I personally think they should be dealt with severly and quickly. If the public can't do it themselves then throw them in with the general population in prison and let the other inmates take care of it. Everybody hates a Cho Mo except another Cho Mo. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Yo Mamma is so fat that when we tell her to haul ass it takes two trips. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. Yo Mamma is so fat she has her own gravity. Yo Mamma is so fat that I can base jump into her pussy. Yo mamma is so fat that we go spelunking is her pussy, and we have yet to find the bottom. Oh yea, I forgot. My cock is so big that even Yo Mamma can't handle it. And Johnny "The Wad" Holmes had to just dangle his in and beat it on the sides to make contact. Yo Mamma is so fat that in order to find her pussy, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. I always hear people say "If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job." I call bullshit. I would. I would give 2 minutes notice though. If I won the lottery I would sure occupy my time with something other than making money for somebody else. My family and friends would be enjoying it also. If I won the lotto for mega millions I would open a turbine DZ in my neighborhood. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. Why would you want to. Sound like a great way to hyper extend your neck. I have footage of this being done in the very early days of skydiving off of a biplane and it looks extremly painful. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. Hey Steve, I don't know the first thing about horses but just want you to know that I'm sorry for your loss. It has to be hard. I do know that any pet becomes part of the family. Well I hope to see you before this season ends. Going to Hamilton on Sun. for the boogie. Any chance you'll be there? Talk to you soon. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. I'm really sorry to hear that. I've had a few cats vanish over the years and it always sucks. You can get very attatched after a few yrs. My wife and I have just bought the house we have rented for 8 yrs and the house next door. We are in the process of moving into the one next door slowly but surely. We have been sleeping there for a week now. We have 2 cats. One adopted us about 8 months ago and is having no trouble adjusting but Rowdy. our other cat was born in the house we are moving out of and is totally freaked out at the new house. I carried him in and he clawed his way over me and started throwing himself against the door to get out. I,m not sure if he knows something that I don't or what but he sure doesn't like it. He seems to be getting closer but hasn't decided to live with us yet. I guess he is just completly comfortable on the other side. I guess time will tell. Anyway I sure hope your feline friend finds his way back home. Good luck. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. My bad? Are we talking 1994 or 1995? Not sure. I don't remember the year for sure but I'm almost sure it was the majors. I have to say though that I really enjoy going to the minor league games here in my hometown. Lots of fun. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. Thanks. THAT WAS FUNNY. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. Sorry. No caption. I just think these guys make way to much money to just play a game. They all need to grow the fuck up and set a decent example for the young kids that watch and admire them. Several yrs back I vowed that I would never spend my hard earned money to go see a major league baseball game ever or even watch it on TV. Not after the millionaire players were striking against the billionaire owners for more money and all the season ticket holders got corked in the ass with no refund. IMO all pro sports athletes are grossly overpaid. I'd like to see them all do what they do for minimum wage. They are playing games for crying out loud. Sorry. Just my rant for the day. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. Helena had 24 days in july above 95 and 11 days above 100. The hottest month on record. It has finally cooled down to the 80's and we are actually dropping into the 50's at night. The fires around here are finally being somewhat contained. Today I can actually see the mountains around us clearly for the first time in over three weeks. I have never seen it so smoky around here in my life. I feel like I'm smoking again. The fire seasons around here seem to be getting worse every year. Maybe global warming is real. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. There is something seriously wrong in this world when people are more worried about the rights of the criminal than the victim. In my opinion it is to bad the son-of-a-bitch didn't die when he hit the ground. I have no fucking compassion whatsoever for theives. Go get a fucking real job and maybe you wouldn't rip off other people. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. Sorry Highfly. Sure didn't mean to offend anyone. I guess I can't say I'm glad I don't live there cause I've never been there. Still sounds like a pretty petty thing to have a law about. But then there is still a law on our books where I'm at that you must stop your car at the city limits and honk your horn 3 times to warn the horse and buggies to get out of your way before proceeding. Another one is that it is against the law to spit on the boardwalk before noon on sunday lest you offend a little old lady. I also read one awhile back and can't remember where at, but it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket. Good thing I don't live there cause I have one in my pocket all the time. Anyway, sorry> I'm sure NZ is a great place to live. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. When I was young I had this prob every winter of my lip splitting and it was very painful and I could never get it to heal cuz I was always licking it to keep it moist with opposite effects. My granddad told me to go out in the pasture and find a fresh cow pie and spread some on my lip. When I asked him how that would help he replied "It won't help but it will keep you from licking your lips.' NOW TO YOUR PROBLEM. I chewed my nails from the time I had four front teeth according to my mom. I went to work at a sewage treatment plant cleaning out a settling pond about four years ago. That cured me. So what you have to do is dip your fingers in shit on a daily basis[ I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. Paris Hilton. Now there is a dumb ass name. Sounds Like a hotel somewhere in France. Imagine that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. Yea some parents name their kids some real dumb ass names for sure, but where in the hell does the NZ gov get off being able to dictate to people what they can and can't name their kids? Sure glad I don't live there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. No I probably wouldn't kill someone for burglary. But I still fucking hate theives. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. We would love a king but have a queen. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.