Lastchance
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That sucks man. I hate thieves. I'd love to catch somebody in the act. BOOM goes the 44 mag. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I agree. what the hell. They may as well just make a texting device and eliminate the phone for some people altogether. I've told my daughter this. She doesn't agree. I sure get tired of hearing her phone beep at her 500 times an hour. Then she screams about her phone bill. Get a clue. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I don't know what you consider over age, but I can tell you that when I was younger my pants fit like a tight glove but the older I've gotten the looser I like my pants. That is loose fitting not falling off my ass. I hate seeing these young kids walking around with their pants half way over their ass and their boxers up to their belly buttons. It looks terrible. I want to run up behind them and jerk their pants down to their ankles. I have made the comment to them before, "still have to wear your big brothers hand me downs huh?" The other thing that irks me these days and seeing brand new worn out jeans hanging on the rack in the store for outragous amounts of money. Here, buy them brand new for a regular price then bring them to me, pay me good money and I will wear them out for you. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Tuff to do. Wouldn't recomend it. Almost all Cesnas can be flown with the door off. Look in the SIM and you will find a list of most airplanes that can be waivered to fly with the door off.Pull two pins and your set. You have to have the plane waivered to fly with the door off legally. But that is not to difficult. Summertime flying with the door off is great. In the winter it gets a little cold. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I have. I told the checker that they make nice plugs for bullet holes and the sanitary pads make very nice bullet wound bandages. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Man that guy need a wheelbarrow to pack his balls around in. Thats incredible. Sure as hell not like the skateboarding I did as a kid. I thought I was pretty cool to do a 180 in a small halfpipe. Glad he's alright. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Q: What does 80 year old pussy smell like? A: Depends Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A; Sheep. Q: how do you know an elephant is having her period? A: You find a dime on your dresser and your mattress is gone Q: What does a vampire call a used tampon? A: A sucker. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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What makes it disgusting? Its their life. They should be able to live it as they want. Just think of the support sytem they have for each other. Jeez, they could be their own army in a few years. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I'm only 200 miles away and can't make it this year. It sucks. Have to work, and bought a new house and blew all my ready skydiving funds on responsible stuff. What the hell has happened to me? In the imortal words of Cheech,"Responsibility is a heavy responsibility." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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How old were you when you started skydiving?
Lastchance replied to pkasdorf's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Gun control means using both hands. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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"One of Britain's biggest illegal gun dealers"
Lastchance replied to JohnRich's topic in Speakers Corner
An unloaded gun is nothing more than a club. If somebody is breaking into my house or has already gotten in, the last thing I want to spend time doing is unlocking my gun cabinet, go to another spot and unlock my ammo and then spend the time to load it. Please note that I have no children in my house. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
Why be buried at all. I myself will be cremated . No muss, no fuss. No wasted space. The only area that is a bigger waste of real estate than a graveyard is a golf course. Hell, take my usable guts and make ashes out of the rest of me. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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How about Geddy Lee. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I know girls that would wear that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Musta been something in the air that night, Like her legs. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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A friend of mine has a shirt I love. All it says is FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Mike Tysons phone #. FE FE FO- FE FO FE FO I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Q: What is the definition of Blind Spot? A: What Dick and Jane do with a sharp stick. A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes. His friend asks what happened? He says I was on the bus yesterday and the lady standing in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt cheeks so I did her a favor and pulled it out. That's when she roundhoused me. His friend says that explains one black eye, what about the other? To which he replies. Well I figured since she got pissed at me for pulling it out that she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in for her. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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That is funny. I've always wanted to tell a telemarketer that I'm busy right now, but if you give me your home phone # I'd be glad to call you at home. When they say no, ask them if they don't like people they don't know calling them at home. When they reply no, which they probably will, tell them now you how I feel. Either that or have one of those canned air horns handy. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I thought it was so they could piss and moan at the same time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Wasn't supposed to be funny. He asked for tasteless. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I've never quite understood why people feel the need to view the dead. The last friend I viewed had the tip of his nose turning blue. Thats the last image I have of him. From that point on I have never viewed the dead. I will remember them as they were in life. I can still say goodbye without seeing them. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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There was actually enough heat from the fire that the smoke and smell went straight up. There was no down or upwind. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Several years ago at a Harley shop I used to frequent there was a one armed harley mechanic. He had let all his friends know that when he died he wanted to be cremated in a bonfire with all of his bros partying around him He let his friends know that this was no joke and this iss what he actually wanted. Well he died. One of his friends in the group was a mortician. He looked into the legal aspects of this and found out that you could actually cremate a body as long as the body was stacked in with at least 6 cords of wood all burning at the same time. This would create enough flame and heat to completely consume the body. So they planned the outing, stacked 3 cords, placed him on the stack and buried him with the rest. It was one hell of a party. He got his wish and a good time was had by all. This story is the gods honest truth. Yea, we bikers know how to have fun. But so do we skydivers. Life is good. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.