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    Yeah,you life just changed for the better.Welcome to the nut house!(lol)
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    OK,ladies this is your 1 chance to win a "Free Rabbit" Jump,only problem,must be naked and willing to join the mile high club?Doubt there will be any takers,but it's a cool thought anyway?(lol)8/9/75 first static line jump at West Point Va.Party 8/13/2005 at West Point,Va.I'm bringing good beer!
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    Working a Boggie as a Packer is a Challenge in itself.This past Memorial Day Boogie at STP(West Point,Va.)4 days of packing(with a severely sprained right thumb)Hurt me.My hands are still raw but,my wallet is very fat.87 packs,no malfunctions,$533 after,Gas,food,registration and 1 jump is a pretty good weekend.Still feel tired but should be ready to do it again this sat. morning.
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    Some people just don't appreciate the "Classics"
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    Read carefully this months comments by the the "Canopy Swoopers"!Ever since test jumping 96-98,I decided I like flying my little rocket ship parachute as much or more than freefall.Not many of us like to open high and just explore the flight performance.Nice to see some more people doing it at our DZ.It's fun!
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    Was 19 in 1975 when I made my first S/L jump.This August is my 30th year.Gonna try to do something special that week to celebrate?Yes,I'll buy my case!rabbit
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    Boring not!After three straight weeks of wed. night sex with my lady friend it was time to take a wed. night off!Got very good weather for this 4 day Holiday weekend and decided it would be better to be rested other than cranky & tired!We are constantly trying to keep it fun,safe and exciting,Kinda like Skydiving.Most times you sense when sex becomes to regular to be exciting?A 2 week lapse will just remind each other how much they missed each other for 1 week.Hungry again(lol)
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    That was always a possibility.There is no reason why a low voltage system with own battery pack wouldn't work!I believe it was produced in limited run 91-92?
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    Just recently we had a odd condition 7-11mph with gust to 25!Humm,we sat!Not until 3 pm that afternoon did the winds show any sign of not gusting so high.Remember boys and girls steady winds won't kill ya,those sudden gusts will.That is all!
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    You People make me laugh.It takes just 2 wires and a bulb!It was done several years ago.Modified Dytter.Was great for camera people.Was anybody paying attention when I suggested it?You bet they were(lol)
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    Sheesh Boys and Girls.I finally meet somebody "Extremely" special for the much needed physical attention I need once in awhile and all do is give me crap about grammar,spelling etc.Read and roll,will ya.That can't be too hard to do?Oh I forgot,I'm dealing with a bunch of "Asshole" Skydivers(lol)Enjoy your weekend.
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    Interesting Idea,here is one of mine.Heads up display(Descending Altitude,Green,Yellow,red) on inside of face shield of Skydiving helmets.They have been working on this for awhile.This is very useful.
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    Ok,Here is the straight poop.30 yrs no hospital visits(knock on wood)Bruised butts(Acc.)Sprained foot(out 2 weeks)Bruised Kidney(last hook turn,out 2 weeks)Can pop my knees and ankles at will.Ride a bike to help the muscles around my skinny ass knees.
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    OK,how about this 1?"The night my expensive whore decided she wanted to be a Cheap Whore"Ya'll are sooooo funny sometimes.
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    Get this guys.She decided her pet name for herself would be "Pussy Whipper Bitch".This after mine"Zippy,the pinhead boy".Zippy went 4-4 to help his "Misfits" to a 19-6 victory.Oh Crap,were 4-1.We better not end up in the "A" league?PWB and I have another date tonight.Her "White" pics need to be re-taken(white stockings,garter & Tube top)She of course called it right,I'm whipped over that pussy for sure.Work it girl!(LOL)It would serve her ass right if I got her pregnant?
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    Finally got to get out of the otter at 5,000 agl for wind dummy Acc. contest.(only been 6 weeks from my last jump)Starting thinking about my app. at 1,000 ft.HUMM,EVERYTHING SEEMS TO FIT INTO PLACE?Did my final 90 degree toggle turn and swooped in for .41 cm.Damn,almost like I know what I was doing,huh(lol)It was the thermal activity that got my attention as soon as I crossed into the pit(white pea gravel)Ck this out,other packer came in with "Exactly" the same score.Wow,nobody else topped our score.Put that in your pipe and smoke it?(lol)
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    Humm,not falling for it!Orlando huh(lol)
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    Sorry Jeffrey,no joy for you.She is getting to see the pics for the first time tonight!No posting of her pics until she is cool about it.Might be never?(lol)Like the way your perverting mind thinks though.God,I love this sport.
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    Somewhere in between Conservative and Somewhat Conservative.Mostly been there done that.Like to just enjoy my jumps when I have the chance to make 1.For the first time in my life I have been seriously considering "Upsizing".I don't always feel the need for speed I used to.Guess it's been awhile since my last no wind 90 degree toggle swoop?Maybe fri.?
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    I will post her pic when I can!The guys will drool and the women will want to kill her!There aren't that many "Cool Sexy Bitches" out there that still look very good at 45 after 6 kids!(lol)
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    Won't be there again this year or any other year!(lol)
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    What seems to work with my friend is we always try to keep it light and breezy.Very little seriousness aloud!We enjoy each others "Wicked" sense of humor and spend our time together laughing and joking around.That opens up a whole new kind of relationship.She "Bitches" she gets spanked.I bitch I get spanked.
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    It's my turn

    Designer replied to Designer's topic in The Bonfire

    OK fellows,last wednesday my "Freaky Female Friend" got her Birthday present!Tonight I get mine!HeHeHe.Hopefully the weather will stay good for Friday jumping?Been over a month since my last jump(from a plane of course)(lol) and I'm very overdue for some Air.So far got some friends(hopefully)coming out jump on my Birthday?We will see?My present form my Freaky Female Friend,humm lets just say it involves more licking than sticking(lol)Have a great week and weekend "Fellow Babies".I know I will!HeHeHe
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    Happy B-day SkyBytch!Drink a few coronas for me!Mines next fri. and my lady friends is tomorrow.She prefers to remain 28 for the rest of her life!(lol)
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    Good info ya'all.Some of you remain too funny!A nitro/nitron whatever 88 would be cool to jump.I was impressed with the 120.The Blade sounds alot like my present canopy.All in all,a flat trip back makes for a larger/longer flight range.Having a fun play canopy and a better all purpose canopy at the same time for(Video Tandems,students) is a very good idea.