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How often statistically does the parachute not open?
Designer replied to Addicks's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
TY Bill,thought it might have been in the 250-300 range but wasn't sure. -
No,It's rabbit season!,Duck season!Rabbit Season(lol)
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No fun dancing alone(lol)
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Yeah,there are some pretty messed up people out there,Beware for sure!
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How often statistically does the parachute not open?
Designer replied to Addicks's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
It is extremely hard to put hard fast numbers on malfunctions.I've packed 4 in the last 2 years.But,I pack parachutes for a living also!That's 7-9min pack jobs up to 40-50 a day sometimes.I pride myself in staying focused all day and following my specific routine.I packed just 1 malfunction this past spring and none since(knock on wood)(lol) -
Seek help!Soon!Going in only hurts Skydiving Dumbass!
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That's very,very cool!
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You have to be kidding me?
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Working my home DZ's 4th of July Boogie.Hoping I'll get lucky with someone special sunday night?(too tired usually sat. night)Gonna try
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Women have the advantage here for sure.You can be assaulted 3 times and never call the cops.All she has to do is say you assaulted her(usually a lie)(any evidence,witness?)and your off to jail.Believe me I know.It's fucked up
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Real or Fake no biggie!You small ladies want em,go get em!Bigger is better in Boobies!
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Good for you!There is nothing wrong with 40!
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This is a thinking woman,watch out boys!(lol)I like your style.
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Men and Woman does your partners past matter to you?
Designer replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire
Only if they screwd everything that walks(lol) -
My reserve went out of date last week.Took it to the drop zone to see if I could find/see my rigger there.OH well,he wasn't there.I really don't need to jump much anymore.My DZ expects me to show up and work for them.I don't mind.When I see my rigger,I'll give him my rig.When I see him again I'll probably want to make a jump?(lol)
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Hey Man,people who really know me will tell you that I'm probably the "Least Godlike" person they know.Everyday in this sport we live by our good deeds rather than perceived status.That's what my skydiving elders taught me.
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We have all done it!Congratulations
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You people have no sense of humor what-so-ever.(lol)means I'm joking.If she wants people to obey her fine.Now,go take a big fat toke on that pipe please(lol)
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Don't like so!Go get him(lol)
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Oh Shit,not another 1 of these?(lol)The woman is always right and when she is wrong she is still right.I've had enough of this crap(lol)
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A lady friend sent me that a while back.I sent it back basically letting her know that I'm not getting any that night either.Hopefully the next time I see her she will want to play?HeHeHe
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Have you done a NAKED skydive?!
Designer replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
There is only 1 naked jump I wanna make.Mile high jump with a sexy hot female friend.I know who it should be coming along with me for such an important jump.She is not very inteested though.Oh Well, -
May 13,think mine might have been drinking,smoking whatever?Maybe that is why I'm so messed up?(lol)
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This closet queen should stay there
Designer replied to sundevil777's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yikes,that fugly! -
Thanks,that made my Day!