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  1. That is known as labor which can last anywhere from 2 hours to a week or more.~~April Hahah I thought it would come up earlier than that. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  2. Wow.... So that's about when the cutoff is and the "You did this to me you BAST***" phase kicks in? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  3. Anybody who can get as sick as hell, have massive food cravings, and gets hornier than a toad should be studied.
  4. No seriously... I was thinking somewhere around the 1st trimester but I was told by a female (who has never had kids) it hits much later... even after she's showing... that can't be right! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  5. Ok so this topic comes up in front my mother. She couldn't answer it because it's been 27 years... So I'll ask the ladies: bout when during pregnancy do the "hornies" kick in? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  6. My initial gut reaction would be no. But... that depends on who that person is. If I fell head over heals for someone, which has only happened to me 2x in my life (and I didn't marry either one.. no reciprocation)... I think that I could probably overlook everything and forgive just about anything just so I can be with that person... and yes even if that person has HIV. I know that might sound twisted... but have you truly ever been in real love before? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  7. You know, the only way I would do that (go to 16,000' in ballons) was wearing a rig. That would a an AWESOME skydive, not to mention one that doesn't bust out your eardrums (calm and serene)
  8. We've come a long way since that incident with the man in the lawnchair. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  9. Can I watch? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  10. Ok. I'll throw this one out there.... This was last year. My cousin who is very dear to me (she been through a lot of drama) decides she wants a baby. She's in her mid 30s and not getting any younger. The first husband treated her like shit (beat her) and she had to divorce him. The second one didn't want any kids, but they were more or less happy together... until the baby thing started to come up in her brain. I didn't know how powerful that urge is (to be a mother/father) can actually drive you insane. Eventually her 2nd husband picked up that she wanted to have a kid really bad and completely withdrew from having sex at all. He wasn't cheating on her, but he wouldn't sleep with her either (fearful she would do something like poke holes in the condoms, etc). This was getting on her nerves really bad and she was getting extremely despressed. It was affecting me, too because I am a close friend and a family member and to see her upset like that was killing me. So lo and behold, she starts seeing a coworker at the office... within a month she moves out of her condo with her 2nd husband, in two more months she's pregnant... the divorce got final while she was in the 2nd trimester, and she remarried again by the end of the pregnancy with the father of her child. They jointly own a brand spanking new home, just in time for the delivery of the baby. She is very happy now and her new husband is very nice and charming. Was she wrong for doing what she did? Probably so, considering the order she did it in and didn't wait until the divorce was final... but she felt "stuck" and that she may go sterile before the ink is barely dry on the papers. I love my cousin a lot and I don't think any less of her for what she did. She's just trying to make it through this crazy world like the rest of us. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  11. I stayed at home sick today.... I wanna go back to bed but I gotta go to UPS and drop off some stuff. I hate being sick I can't go to the gym. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  12. Liquid Cocaine Fire: 1/4 oz Vodka 1/4 oz Amaretto 1/4 oz Southern Comfort 1/4 oz Cointreau or Jagermeister 3/4 oz Pineapple juice 1 splash 7-Up Add Goldschlager to taste It's a very minty drink and very hard to swallow whole... but dayum after two of those its LIGHTS OUT for you! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  13. Just for you Chuck I'll quit. But you'll have to kiss me. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  14. Hey dude there's girlzzz in the chat roomzzzz ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  15. You got that right. I work in the world of software for medical billing. It is EXTREMELY detailed oriented and even with all the computers there still is shitloads of manual paper going around. Plus everybody and their brother has to memorize HIPAA and ASCA law. Sucks. (But it pays a LOT of dough to consult for this stuff ) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  16. Hmm that's a thought... just skydive until ya can't no longer. Maybe even play around with some low opening fun (who cares the world is ending, right?). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  17. Then its a mac, which is even worst. They get viruses as well, btw. Who ever told you they didn't is full of complete bullshit. In the early days I stayed on OS/2 and used PMMail/2 for mail and surfed dz.com on IBM WebExplorer (I know, I know)... JUST to avoid having to use Outlook Express. Ack! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  18. I would probably just sit in my apartment and go borrow the bong from the pakistanis in the other building and smoke it up watching Telemundo. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  19. I like ya already. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  20. I still see Jr ROTC rifle drills in the public school parking lots when I drive home from work every day. But, this is Texas, after all, where even the screaming liberals have guns... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  21. If you live in East LA, then most of San Antonio will feel at home to you. When I drove though East LA I was getting attacks of Deja Vu. Enough said. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  22. Heh I don't even HAVE a TV in my apartment. So I should be built like Steve Austin, rite? Well, I should add that's it's in a box in the garage waiting to be put into the truck next week for the big move... The only exercise I'm gonna be getting is bicep curls with a taco and maybe an occasional dip in the pool before I get to kiss all this warm weather down here buh-bye. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  23. I'm sure it's lovely, but I just can't handle your state in the wintertime! In fact most of the people near you who snowbird start to flee down here to Spaceland, San Marcos, SDTexas and Temple right about now. Hahahahaah ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  24. Ooo it's no longer a tandem factory? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  25. Shall I FedEx U some Metamucil? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.