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  1. darnknit
    yeah, if it's the Bob Stumm i'm thinking about(although i thought it was Bob Strum), i've packed for him too. green machine, or something like that on his rig. i never gave him a mal either, and to be honest with you, he never sempt that picky over who packed him up. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    it would seem pretentious of me to not let someone pack my main when i pack reserves for people all the time. i used to let other people pack for me when i was packing mains for the same reason, why should i expect someone to let me pack for them if i'm not willing to let another person pack for me? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    see, this is where you are going all wrong. he only looks like he is focused on your pack job. a packer's attention will wander faster than a folk singer on a country back road. a good whack with a crowbar just above the left ear usually gets them back in the game, but you can never go easy on the little miscreants. they can smell fear, and as soon as you show weakness, they will sleep with your girlfriend and feast on your brains. unless you haven't paid them yet, in which case they will ask you for money so they can get your girlfriend drunk, and then sleep with her. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    GET BACK TO WORK YOU SPOOGE MOPPING TRANCE DANCER! AND GET THAT FUCKING CHOPSTICK OUT OF YOUR TONGUE! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    exactly my point Jim, it builds character, it makes the little guys coat shiny. he becomes more playful and loving. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    why don't you ask the people who conducted the basic and advanced canopy courses you attended? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    i beat my packer with a crowbar every day we jump. on days we don't jump, i go easy on him and use a billy club. what about the rest of you? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    i would say more ironic than special. i would love to jump on her bandwagon, but she(assuming tinaskydives is a she, although it is possible the username belongs to a vulnerable member of the aryan brotherhood and is housed in some sort of state facility) doesn't talk about skydiving all that much, hence the irony. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    if i were you i would leave that village. they obviously aren't good at making decisions for you. next thing you know they will be asking you to move out of your mothers basement and get rid of all your dolls. sorry, action figures, and stop going to those geekfests, sorry, conventions. you don't want that. stop listening to the Village People squinty guy, they do not have your best interest at heart. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    you must be an Iranian wife. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    they are out to get you, the weird part is they don't even know it. as far as the paranoia, eventually it turns into what i call "cynical optimism". pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    Jump Prices?

    darnknit replied to Snowwhite's topic in The Bonfire

    at "Skydive Club Baby Seals in the Alaskan Adirondack Smoky Rocky Sierra Nevada Mountains Skydiving Club" they only charge four dollars to thirteen grand. and oddly enough there was no snow on the ground when i was there. man that place ROCKS!!!!!! you should really check that place out. BTW the hookers there are amazing accordin to my friend. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    i used to do these every once in a while(i always do at least two during freefall), after the EP seminar today i realized i don't do them anymore. what about the rest of you? handle checks during deployment on every jump, once in a while, never? blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    this problem you are having is just a karma payback for the way you treated me when i was thirsty. i'm fine by the way, thanks for asking. if you would have just PM'd me i would have been able to help. it looks like now you've messed things up to the point where you need Payback462's help. he's good at hiding bodies. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    get steveorino to animate the post whores in bonfire skydiving. that should look unreal. note to mods: i am merely giving advice, i do not expect anyone to respond with incredulity. i cannot be held responsible for the actions of others. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    hijack hijack: convert it to a pull-out pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    like i said in another thread, i have over three hundred reserve repacks, and i have never seen any other deployment device lock up "on the floor". i have never seen a half or full diaper lock up "on the floor", and i have packed quite a few of them. i think that video shows a clearly identifiable snag point on the deployment device that could be eliminated with a minor change in the way the bag is manufactured. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    maybe they found out about the dead hooker. i told you to thank payback, but nooooo, you just wouldn't listen. look at you now pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    i gotta tell ya, i've got over three hundred repacks and i have never seen any other deployment device lock up "on the floor". i mean you gotta unpack 'em to repack 'em. i am not the most experienced rigger in the world, but i definitely believe there is a potentially lethal snagpoint on the current design of the racer speedbag. i gotta agree with you on that one. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    please stop trying to make this all about you. my kitchen isn't in philadelphia and i am so thirsty. if you don't know where i can find a tasty bottle of water then just let it go. i just want to find a tasty bottle of water. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    nice retort. when you are done pointing out to the world that you are a cherubic blossom, and when you are done insulting me, could you help me find a tasty bottle of water? like i said, i am really thirsty. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    here i was thinking you couldn't possibly be less helpful and then you whip out a personal attack. i'm just looking for a tasty bottle of water, like i said, if you can't help just let it go. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    like i said, if you want to under estimate the guy and not thank him, that's your business, but you are coming off as just a weency bit ungrateful. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    i was hoping this was a thread about strange pets. like ocelots, kinkajous, or even marmosets. as far as your cat goes, until he/she learns to use matches nothing is strange, and unless this is your first day with it i'm surprised you haven't caught on by now. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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    Jesus Christ lady, we get it, you've been to Philadelphia. i keep reminding you but i will tell you again, i am REALLY thirsty. if you don't know where i can get a tasty bottle of water in Philadelphia Arkansas then let the whole thing go. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin