darnknit

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  1. good thinking, then you'll spend your day rolling around in your own filth. yeah, that'll show 'em. jeez, packers are so stupid. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  2. you've got a really valid point there. i have been taking it easy on the little scaliwag lately. he probably mistook my kindness for weakness and then turned on me like a wounded bull moose. thank you for pointing this out. i wont make that mistake again. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  3. make the hooker clean your kitchen before you put her in the trunk of you car. i am sure payback gave you that tip before he helped you last time. you need to learn to listen, dude. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  4. thank you for the compliment. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  5. let me know when you understand the difference, honey. because you will like me then. by the way, any post you make saying you understand the difference between 'mean and bitter' and 'cynical' should seamlessly include your justification of being cynical allowing you to call a human being an idiot. good luck shecky pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  6. sorry you had to go through all that. exactly how much did me cutting away Brian Kunkowski's canopy cost you? because up until this very second i had not realized that my decision to live had cost you so much. i was under the impression that i had paid Brian Kunkowski every penny i had owed him. i was also under the impression that the payment was of my own. your post seems to imply that i have cheated either you or Brian. although i find it difficult to believe that i have any debts of which i am unaware, it would be a simple matter for you to supply me with a receipt or invoice, or some other document that would indicate financial responsibility on my part. in which case you would recieve prompt payment. lighten up Francis, pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  7. sigh.... another stalker pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  8. perhaps you don't fully understand the dynamics of all dropzone operations.(before you post any crap about how you understand how dropzones work, look at your sigline) just thought you might want to hit the ground running sport. your friends think i am the mean and bitter one. i find that ironic, in an amusing way. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  9. while it is true that Season Opener is not a "BOOGIE", "per se" "as it were" "in the vernacular" "know what i mean, know what i mean, nudge nudge, wink wink". we will still be honoring the timeless tradition of the GIANT SQUID FIGHTS. so if you happen to own a sixty foot sea creature that you would describe as 'scrappy', or even 'agressively playful', bring it along. there will also be a new arcade game installed for season opener. WHACK A PACKER it's like whack a mole, but with a crowbar instead of a mallet. and a packer, instead of a plastic rodent pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  10. so today i get a slamming spinner, after i kick out of the line twists i get to fix the tension knots. i go to collapse my slider, and i notice a post it note on my slider that says "STOP BEATING ME WITH A CROWBAR!". so after i land, i rip the chopstick out of the little fucker's tongue and explain to him the charater building qualities that beating him with a crowbar will instill, while i am beating him with a crowbar. NOW, it starts to get weird. the other packers are all screaming, "STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING HIM! I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM, BUT THIS IS WRONG!". i don't get it. it's gonna be a long season, i'm gonna need alot of pack jobs. i would have thought they would enjoy the economic opportunity offered by me "culling the herd", if you will. their reaction sempt just the opposite. what's up with that? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  11. the above quote is inaccurate, and this entire thread is out of context. on a website that was designed around skydivers, i would think 'living in fear' would mean constantly battling rabid badgers to prevent them from eating my offspring or myself. worrying about an insurance company's position is not fear. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  12. Ron, ya gotta be kidding here. did you really take that personally? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  13. skrug someone who will bullshit their way through an answer, rather than SKratch their head or shRUG and say"i don't know". pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  14. shop around. $0.25 is way overpriced for this kind of clue. pocket lint is more the price you're looking for, after all, the clue is coming from Amozon originally. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  15. need him? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  16. one would wonder why a RWS representative would not mention that. perhaps kligeme would like to make another post and apologize for excluding you. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  17. that's what the Dodo's said. well, actually.... pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  18. this actually belongs in SC. even if all this global warming stuff is true, we are only screwing things up for ourselves. life will continue. it just wont be human. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  19. i was just asking if her plan to hang on to him was working out. as far as me not having a chance, i wasn't interested in that way. would you like your clue back? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  20. most of the time. this one time.. at nationals... i had a double mal. i REALLY would have had more fun packing than dealing with that. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  21. Excellent!!! i knew we could be friends!!! so tell me, what is wrong with this guy you are dating? i am sure i could help!!! after all, i'm able to log on to the internet!!! and i love vampires!!!LOL!!! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  22. darnknit

    Bow Down To Me

    put away your wand you little Harry Potter worshipping rascallion. as usual, you come out screaming terror and fire, then five posts into THE THREAD THAT YOU STARTED you become a poster boy for vaginitis. yeah, sure bow down before him... BOW DOWN BEFORE THE QUEEN OF REFUSE..... BOOOOO BOOOOO pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  23. well, i guess so i could find out how that's working out for you. you wouldn't believe it, but some people think my posts are ambiguous, or spiteful, or just plain rude.the truth is i am just a total sweetheart of a guy. so, you're trying to keep him. how's that working out for ya? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  24. darnknit

    Bow Down To Me

    o.k. imperial grand exulted high commander wizard chief. we have bowed down before you. reveal to us your incredible plan. we are willing to follow. please reveal to us your amazing plan. p.s. any post you make that does not reveal your amazing plan will only encourage others to not bow down to you. do not fall for the trap of the non-believers! reveal your plan so that all might see your glory pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
  25. so, how's that wokin' out for ya? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin