darnknit
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i have amazing news about the giant squid fights! i just recieved a call from KYTRNMLK, the Ambassodor from Packosloveniahama. he said they will be entering their prized squid fighting champion JDRP in the giant squid fights at Freezefest!(JDRP is a Packosloveniahemian word for "holy cow that squid just ate our holy cow"). the Packoslovinahemians are hoping a win by JDRP will allow them to nationalize their vowel supply. currently, all of their vowels are controlled by Pat Sajak, and any citizen must buy the vowels they use from him. i know i speak for skydivers all across Mt. Rushmore when i say "I SUPPORT JDRP'S VOWEL MOVEMENT!" ya gotta get to Freezefest people. that's where the magic is. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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do not miss the giant squid fights. many people in speakers corner have talked about how giant squid fights are inhumane, but i would like to remind them that we DO NOT attach steel claws to the squid( at least not when we know the authorities are there). i would like to remind all you sports enthusiasts that betting on your favorite giant squid would be wrong( unless the authorities aren't there). you shoud just root for the 60' sea creature you feel is the "squiddiest". oh yeah, free kalimari buffet after sunset. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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(flatline) "Mr. Hicks, if you're into cutting it close that's cool, but we are talking major malfunction here!" pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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just two more days. skydiving is cool. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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no he's not. the packers at his dz can't read. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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i love reserve rides. what's the point in extra handles if you don't use them every once in a while? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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dude, this is a skydiving thread(packing is directly related to skydiving), stop shitting all over this thread with your talk about whitewashing fences. start your own thread. it should go something like, "the other day i was whitewashing a fence when i realized i could post a thread about whitewashing a fence" or maybe you could start a thread like, "i'm not smurt inof to rite mi oon sig lyn." pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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i sincerely appreciate it. don't be silly, i'm not a drill sergeant so i take it you are not used to inspections. would you mind losing the chop stick and getting a presentable haircut? protecting my rights is a pretty important job. i would like you to look presentable when you are gunning down insurgents. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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then it would seem that out of respect to your customers(who seem to have provided you with such awesome opportunities according to you) you should get the fucking chop stick out of your tongue. seriously dude, it just doesn't look "professional", and the people who helped you get where you are deserve better than you have given so far. they(your customers) wouldn't care if a monkey had a chop stick in it's tongue and was packing for them as long as they had a poo shield, but you're not a monkey are you? be man enough to be respectable and responsible, or just start flinging poo and leave the chop stick in your tongue. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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sounds more like extortion to me. monkeys would have gotten your friend on the load for free(even on a short call), and with a couple of trash can lids you wouldn't even have had to deal with the poo flinging. you got ripped off dude. check out the guy right above my post, bragging about the fact that he has a chop stick in his tongue. do you really want someone who's job is every bit as important as an EMT's to be looking like the reject from the last Jackass audition? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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you're being a little unfair to spooge moppers, don't ya think? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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appreciate packers? you're all a buncha pot-smokin, ecstacy droppin, sandal wearin, tree-bark eatin, eyebrow piercin, bead stringin, till noon sleepin, cigarette stealin, rubber-band flickin, techno playin, bongo beatin, tip whorin, pinko commie hippie-freaks. if monkeys didn't fling poo, you would all be out of a job in a new york minute. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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DO NOT underestimate the importance of the sock puppet! i know you're thinking "hey, i'm young, i'm in good shape. sock puppets are old school". next thing you know you're crying like a librarian watching a 'touched by an angel' marathon and wailing, "if only i had brought a sock puppet, WHHYY didn't i bring a sock puppet?! please God make it stop, it hurts so bad!" trust me, you don't want to be that guy. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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i don't want to give away any secrets, but you may want to bring some survival gear. just the basics, an Edward R. Murrow sock puppet, 3.578 ml of vaseline, one south american tree frog, and no less than five Navy Seals that have taken a pledge of loyalty to you, and are armed to the teeth. people may look at you and laugh at first, but as the day goes on you will be recognized as one well prepared skydiver. and if the insurgents are quickly neutralized, you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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so you are allowed to post to eight different threads saying whatever you want, but if i go into two and ask someone who posts on dropzone.com if they skydive i'm shitting all over the thread. i get your point. i will sell my gear so i can post in bonfire more often. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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have you made it to 800 posts in january yet? do you skydive? is this bonfire? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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i was just asking if anyone reading this thread skydives. i'm not sure what i did wrong. was it asking a question, or skydiving? which of these actions puts me in the wrong forum? blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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so, i can talk about anything i like except skydiving? i talk about skydiving at dz bonfires, is there some forum rule i'm not aware of that disallows me from speaking of skydiving? at a bonfire? blue stuff p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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sheesh, it must suck to be her. i can only imagine what a situation like that would be like. i made nine jumps yesterday, does anyone else reading this thread skydive? blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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in an amazing turn of the prop, a new drunken dodgeball team has formed. composed of some of Skydive Crosskeys most amazing winter wonders. team members are: THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS P.J. THE LOYAL COMPATRIOT HUMBLE HELMSMAN DAVE PANCAKE PACKS LIKE A MACHINE SOUTH AFRICAN JOE DRINKS LIKE A KENNEDY EARL DAVID these five intrepid men will take on all challengers, and will be catching dodgeballs with their teeth. as they take the field of battle, small craft warnings will be in effect on both coasts. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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going out on a limb, i believe his point is "a large percentage of the world disagrees with you". i also believe the statement was made in the context of you seconding bbarnhouse's post as to the true nature of a hero. i personally found bbarnhouse's post ironic, since it was in response to a statement that one skydiver had saved another's life, without giving thought to the consequences to himself. why can't the guy who literally saved my life be a hero? oh wait, you were asking a rhetorical question weren't you? how did that work out for you? what color are my toggles? why do yellow marmosets? how many jars in a bumpy road? what time is it? what point do you have to make other than: the guy(Kevin Vetter) who actively saved my life during a skydive is not a hero in bbarnhouse's eyes and you agree with her? last question not rhetorical. i wonder what i meant by that? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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if only it were just a personal problem, anyone who has noticed the change in political climate in Canada knows what i'm talking about. if there is one lesson to be learned from this, it is: it is never just another moose! which is an old Packosloveniahemian proverb(obviously it loses something in translation). let's focus on what is important, THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL will be at Freezefest, and more importantly, i don't have to stand outside a prison in a godforsaken place like Medicine Hat Alberta holding a picket sign that says "FREE WILLY" and trying to explain to one out of ten Canadians that it is not an attempt on my part to drum up new clientele. THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL will be at Freezefest! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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Tandem with only 2 points connected?
darnknit replied to ddircksen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
that doesn't sound like automatic tandem license loss. uncurrent instructors have to do refresher dives. now that i think of it, i have a few tandem ratings. i am not aware of any tandem licenses, so what are you yupping? blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin -
i did not realize that THE INCREDIBLE WILL LAJEU... LAUJAUN... LAJENU.. THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL was able to extricate himself from the legal and diplomatic situation he created for himself in Canada last December. i will never forget the panicked phone call i got at 2:00 a.m. on christmas eve. Will was crying into the phone begging me to, "send lawyers, guns and money. this one is really bad, worse than the dead hooker thing. how big is the trunk of your car?". for those of you who did not hear the story, just google "the Medicine Hat moose milking calamity of 2005" all the details are there. this is truly a great day for Skydive Crosskeys and Freezefest! i personally cannot wait for the return of THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin
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lucky will also do, and it hurts less. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin