micro

Members
  • Content

    5,782
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by micro

  1. What about 'Hi Jaye'? And "hi 'Shell" ... Guess we're not worthy, Jaye ... wow you two are impatient!!! I was just working on extra special PMs for you both! damn, more sandy vaginas!! To make it up to us, can you send each of us that extra special vacuum attachment ... can I apply it myself? pretty please? my wife won't mind. much. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  2. Does that make me a bad mother too? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  3. What about 'Hi Jaye'? And "hi 'Shell" ... Guess we're not worthy, Jaye ... wow you two are impatient!!! I was just working on extra special PMs for you both! damn, more sandy vaginas!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  4. Aww come on man.. this thread has been a hoot.. I finally figured out why a certain someone in Texas dont get too many dates perhaps he should date a better class of woman... This thread has indeed been a hoot... it has provided many a good laugh for me tonight. However, there is much in it that reminds me of why I don't come around much anymore. Carry on. (Hi Lee, hi Jello, hi Jeanne.... by the way Jeanne, my mail box has remained perpetually lonely... know what I mean, Verne? Oh... and Hi Squeaker!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  5. that's what's going to happen to the losers when i host the swoop-n-carve competition at my farm. then there will be the livestock swoop-n-fuck competition that clay is a shoe-in for (or is that dick-in?) it'll be a good time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  6. SONOFABITCH!!! I've been dupped! I want my money back! Ah well... this particular shooting excursion in my neck of the woods was still quite exhilerating, even if rubbing the supposed DU rounds on my nads won't make me grow a bigger, tumor-laden schlong. In googling SLAP, I've discovered it is a Saboted Light Armor Penetrator round and you can buy one -ONE- for about 50 bucks. Pretty generous of my friend to let me have two to get on with then... as well as all of these... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  7. I think you've stumbled across THE side effect, my friend! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  8. Did someone say Depleted Uranium? It's not just for Iraq anymore! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  9. HA! This fear mongering bullshit never ceases to amuse me. Our world can easily manage many more people than it currently has. And my wife and I (who live almost completely off our own land, produce own own food, have begun to be almost entirely self-sustaining, and who live in a community that uses an ever increasing amount of ethanol and biodeisel) thumb our noses at these people who have their priorities completely out of wacked. And we proudly announce that we are expecting our FIFTH child. These chicken-little types can kiss my big, white, methane-producing ass. So there. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  10. naw, that's not NEARLY as extraordinary as what John said. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  11. My laptop broke today. It was the wierdest thing. It has been working just fine for a long time. It has allowed me to come here and lurk from time to time and confirm that yep, y'all are having the same old arguments over and over... So when it broke today, I thought maybe, just maybe, something.... different might of happened at good old dizzy.com... Sure enough, I was right... Dr. John Kallend said this... In this case the NRA is right I don't think my laptop will ever be the same again. Or the universe. Or the space/time continuum.
  12. Well, one in ten Ducks (quack quack) are gay. They also engage in rape and have been known to go in for a bit of necrophilia. Nature doesn't necessarily behave in ways that folks would call "natural". Dont shoot the messenger! I dont really suscribe to that line of thinking. At all. I just like to remind the nice religious people (no offence Micro! ) that most of them are sodomites too! No offense taken Remi, b/c as you know, I'm not that nice. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  13. We need more information. 1) What was she loading the car at? 2) How many drives did she have? 3) Was the spare tire and the airbag in date? 4) Did the car have an RSL? 5) What was the year the car was manufactured? 6) You said she didn't have a license. Does this mean is on student status? 7) What level was she on? 8) What method of training was she getting and where? You forgot to ask question #9... was she wearing her freely chosen genital piercing? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  14. I think he figured he had that covered with Sodomites. So sorry to all the gay people out there but it looks like you are indeed going to hell. Can't argue with the board man! Well technically a man could blow another man and i guess that would be ok... he just couldn't take the man's rectal temperature w/ his trouser thermometer. What I find particularly disturbing, besides the fact that I'm breaking my fast from this website is that this fat fuck claims to have some divine insight into the subjective state of someone's soul... with all the cholesterol and arteriosclerosis going on in there, I doubt he can "divine" anything other than what he wants for his next fried meal. With the impending coronary that is no doubt headed his way, I wouldn't be surprised in the least to hear of him waking up in the Lake of Fire, quite surprised that his judgementalism doomed him. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  15. Shit, if that's true, that your two negatives cancel each other out and you'll make it through the pearly gates, that means I'm going to hell... my tattoo is of John Paul II's Coat of Arms, which I got after I met him. I thought that might help my chances of getting in... ah well... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  16. snicker I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  17. Ciels- Michele I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  18. and that's all i have to say about this. lol! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  19. Knowing him he very well may have kept on. just for shits and giggles, i'm gonna say "up his urethra." I hear people down under have large diameter urethras. and that's my random drive-by posting for this week. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  20. Did someone just say something here? I'm not sure, I've got my psycho nutjob filter on. F*cking brilliant!! I love you! Look you make a few posts and your back stalking me again aren't you mic.. So, did you sell any of your gear or you keeping it. You have an inflated sense of self-importance. The gear is gone. Except my L&B Optima and my alti. Wanna buy 'em? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  21. Did someone just say something here? I'm not sure, I've got my psycho nutjob filter on. F*cking brilliant!! I love you! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  22. oh yes, i was thinking of the man who sodomized his nigger dog... wait a tick, yep that was you! hahaha! oh how i miss the way we flirt, lee! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  23. well, that's not what pimps at the farm said Not me. Don't forget, i have video of you showing your clit in the camper oh that doesn't scare me in the least. i'm very open about my itty bitty pee pee. but i have video of you doing other things that some local authorities would certainly like to see... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...