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hmmm... i wonder who it is? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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omg you're still trying? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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But seagulls... "Mine? Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!" crab. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy But I digress .... Got a cool comment from a cool guy about a cool song by a cool band. Yeah, it's been a good day!
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lol... you can't get it in... some times it pays to be micro. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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you guys are looooooosers. but jceman is hilarious. you're pretty ok too jt. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Chickity China?? Holy Hell! I didn't know you were going to China! How cool is that! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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nope... don't use it. worthless fucking invention. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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LOL!!! But seagulls can't... too bad simply didn't have any alcaseltzer... BOOOM! j/k, you PETA nazi's out there. nice pics of the sunrising and setting btw, spsi! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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i'm happy you're happy.
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i DEFINITELY second THAT nomination!!! if only I could bleech that image from my mind. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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my anus is not so hemeroid and clingon-encrusted so as to spell the letters "A-S-T-E-R-I-S-K" you dork! it's just a simple, beautiful little "o" Well, it's a Big "O" after a night w/ sudsy but that's another story. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Oh, blah blah blah "it's an honor just to be nominated." Just wait till the camera pans to you at the awards ceremony ... we'll get to see the fakey-fake smile that says "That HACK? I'm a MUCH better drunken poster than he is." HA! When the camera pans MY way, they'll get a full screen of my ASS and it's new tattoo! It'll be a full spread too... it'll be echoing my sentiments exactly... On one cheek will be the letter "B" and on the other cheek will be the letter "O" and in the middle, well... you get what I'm trying to say I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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i'm honored w/ just the mention. although i'm sure steve-o-rama's salsa dancing drunk posting will surely get the nod... and he certainly deserves it!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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watch if fucker... or you'll move to #3 under andy copeland. answer your pm. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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OMG! my pants are TIGHT!!!! That so rocks my world. JT, you're my #2 hero, right under HS. fucker. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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b/c i was wanking to your arse! actually, i'm at a site working... well supposed to be anyway... can't be on long... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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I saw it. It was righteous. JT, you missed it. It was beautiful. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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good thing he's and OUTSIDE dog!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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hey john... rain delayed again in ohare tonight, so i got to see arizona choke bigtime!!! that was awesome. the whole airport was whoopin and hollarin! it was really something! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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um... wow! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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yep, i agree... the ONE thing all my farmer buds have been telling me over and over is... DON"T scare the cows!!!! keep them calm. be quiet around them. and be slow around them unless you're in danger. get htem used to you. they have GOOD memories. and they spook VERY easy esp. since their eyesite sucks. even a coke can or a shadow may spook them if it's out of the ordinary. a calm cow is a happy cow. my calves have gotten pretty good around us now, even around our dog... he'll lie down near them, they don't even seem to notice anymore, even though he's what they would think is their natural predator. and they'll come right up to me and be all friendly. it's pretty cool. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Grue's Grand Theft Beachfront was vintage. How about Grand Theft Smegma... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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this is VERY true... before i bought our two calves, i was at my friends dairy farm getting some edumacation... we were in his pasture w/ his 40+ dairy cows... big suckers too... they all came over to me and checked me out... new blood... he said they wanted to see if i brought them any treats. in moments i was SURROUNDED by beasts weighing anything for 900 to 1400 pounds. and they were pushing in close!!!! it was very intimidating. and when i made a move to get out, they spooked and all went in the same direction... including the ones BEHIND me... i nearly pissed myself. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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The stairs you describe qualify as a ramp. Cows cannot descend stairs. BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps. Walt ramp??? no way man... i'll take a pic for you when i get back... them fuckers are stairs!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...