Keith

Pammi said: What? Were you talking? Why? You should be BUSY! Keith questioned: No problemo, I just thought Merrick should be the busy one? I thought I was here to coach. Keith

Slappie asked: Keith have you ever been in a drunkin stupor and have some hottie come rub your face with her boobies whispering in your ear to come make her feel good. Just at that moment you realize you can't stand up so you drool on them and yourself, as you try to think about baseball... Keith responded: Well actually, since you asked. I've had women rub my face in their chest, flash me, sit on my face, sit on my lap, let me rub their butt, pinch thier butt, dance REALLY dirty at parties with them, hang out naked in the hot tub, etc., etc., etc., and one woman at the DZ who is naturally VERY well endowed lets me be the only guy who can pick the lint off the front of her sweaters. Ask Bill Von, I believe he's witnessed many of these things. Keith

Divadiver complimented: Gee, Keith for a sicko, you're kinda cute! Keith responded: Awe, now your gonna make me blush :) Divadiver also said: Did you notice we've got pictures of firemen, cowboys, men draped in flag, but the one thing that we'd like to see isn't in here? Yeah, a real live naked MALE skydiver with just his rig on would surely get the best of some of us [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]! Then Keith confessed: Get me drunk at a boogie and you never know what I might do! Keith

Divadiver responded: And when it gets to be too much with all the "bend the bitch over" crap, I think we ladies tend to tune you guys out. Keith wondered: Do you gals tune us out before, during, or after being bent over? :o Keith

What do you all think about the constant reference to “boobies” in this forum? No offence to anyone, but you can’t read a post without someone introducing boobies. The first time I thought it was funny, now – pretty immature. I personally haven't referred to breasts as "boobies" since elementary school. Would any of you date a guy that constantly referred to your breasts as “boobies”? Do you think it’s all in good fun? Is it offensive? What do you think? Keith

divadiver said: You sicko!! I responded: Why Thank you ma dear! It's always nice to know when you're appreciated :) Keith

Nice picx Viking!!! That last zoom blur pic reminds me of the last time I partied at the DZ and spent the night cause I was too drunk to drive home. I slept in my contacts and that's what the world looked like when I got up the next day, at least until I cleaned them. Keith

Ok ladies, check out Mr. December. Keith

I've heard of people getting next day service at Perris if you explain your situation. Also at Elsinore there's a LO on the weekends. I'm having a brain fart and can't remember his name off the top of my head. Great guy, been skydiving since god was a kid. He organizes loads up to 20 ways. Keith

There was a guy a year or so ago who had a double mal. He went through a grove of trees and lived. The branches slowed his fall. He broke some bones but recovered rather quickly iirc. Keith

Trust me that was NO offer. Keith

freeflir29 said: FAGS!!!! Keith responded: If you ever took basic psychology you'd know what that says about YOU. Keith

The BOD has never been very good at communication. They're NOT getting my proxy. Keith

Looks like he went from being spooked to "I don't need no stinking repack" HeHe :) Keith

Skymedic: Glad to hear you got back up there!!! Let us know how your next jump goes at DeLand. Keith

Hey skymedic: Did you get back in the air yet? Keith

I feel your pain. I was at Elsinore last weekend and it must have been around 75 on the ground and in the mid 50's at altitude. I even had to put on a t-shirt under my jump suit to keep from getting a chill on the way to altitude! Seriously though, I feel pretty lucky even though the cost of living is a bit high here in so-cal. The coldest I've ever had to jump was around 0 deg. f. A bit nippy but at least we can jump year around. Keith

I think a dead kid no matter how they got killed is a sad situation. You know Bill, what really chaps my hide is that society is more concerned with the outcome than the cause. At some point we as a so called civilized society have to take a good look at the reasons these kids are doing what they're doing and do something about it. If you don't pay any attention to your gas gauge in your car and you run out of gas, do you blame it on the gas tank, fill it up and keep doing the same thing? No, you start paying attention to the gauge so you don't run out again. These kids are on empty and there is a reason for it. Keith

skymedic said: after getting shot at multiple times by these little fuckers I have no regard for them as they had no regard for my life....and then after they shoot at me they want me to fix em...fucken thankless little peices of shit.... Keith responded: It's a vicious circle isn't it. Yep we sure need more guns in this country. A gun in eeeevery pocket I say. Black's didn't start racial violence in this country and they sure as hell didn't invent gangs either. Us good ole white folks did all that. Keith

Richard said: You need to be very careful regarding rankings when you are "fed" statistics. The 1107 incidents above are for people aged 18-yrs or less. Therefore, that number would include the inner-city gang youth, which account for the high number of these incidents. Keith questioned: Why should the shooting deaths of inner-city gang youth not be counted? They are just as young and just as dead! Keith

The worst possible scenerio would have been if you had used that gun of yours in a rage. You would be in jail, have a smashed up car and have a brand new rig you couldn't jump. Not to mention the life you could have taken just because of a car. Keith

Well Marc, I gotta say. As soon as you said you mentioned the wind conditions and decided to jump anyway my jaw dropped and stayed open the whole time. Just a couple of thoughts: 1) You're alive to tell the story so you did something right. 2) Listen to that voice in your head telling you you're about to get in way over your head. 3) Always know where your outs are and know your stop. 4) Fatalities are never a one error incident; fatalities result from a series of errors, which you had. 5) I was a bit concerned when you tracked and pulled high (amongst other things). Unless you plan to pull high and notify the groups around you and/or are the last solo out, you run the risk of a collision. Always be cognicent of other groups in the air. 6) Give yourself some credit. You are asking for advice. You've pondered your errors and are learning from them. *That* is important. 7) You've had a very valuable learning experience. Experience makes us better skydivers. You made some pretty dumb mistakes, but you are learning from them and you're here to tell about it. Now you can be more confident in your abilities and your judgements in the future. I'm pretty conservative when it comes to the people I jump with and there are people who have make lesser mistakes that I would never jump with again because they blamed their mistakes on someone else, you owned up to yours. That goes a long way. I'd jump with you because you made some mistakes and you learned from them, that says something. Now go and throw yourself from a plane and don't do any more dumb things :) Keith

rgoper said: .........first amendment rights, live by them, die for them, or get the f**k out! Keith replied: Uhhhh . . . hate to tell you this but we're talking about the Second amendment here . . . Keith

skydiventom said: Guns don't kill people... it's those little round things........ Keith responded: You must have one hell of a pitching arm . . . Keith

Keith responded: My Mom's husband is VERY conservative, and I as you all have probably guessed by now, am rather liberal. Tony and I love to have animated debates over the issues, drives my Mom nuts. Anyway, the point is when he starts getting defensive I know I just about have him so I keep pushing him. When he starts yelling "F#@K YOU", I simply say "Gotcha" 'cause I know he's out of ammo, no pun intended :) Keith