Keith
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Here's another one. Keith
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Since we're posting funnies. I'll have to post 'em one at a time 'cause they're too big combined. Keith
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No offense Pollyanna but sometimes people get into heated debates. It doesn't mean that they're mad at or hate each other. It simply means that's how they communicate when they're passionate about things. In a perfect world jump tickets would be free . . . Keith
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Got to give 'em credit for finding new ways to increase revenue. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Phone Firm Adds Insult to Bill, Apologizes Wed Feb 13, 7:23 AM ET WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand's largest phone company Telecom Corp. of NZ on Wednesday apologized and offered compensation to a customer after charging him a "penalty for being an arrogant bastard". Telecom has ordered an investigation into how Auckland businessman James Storrie received the $140 charge shown on his monthly mobile phone bill. "How can they speak to their clients like this? It's downright rude," Storrie told the New Zealand Herald newspaper, which carried his photograph holding the objectionable bill. Telecom spokesman Martin Freeth said the company was appalled and embarrassed by the rude statement and had made an offer of compensation. "We've apologized and taking steps to stop anything like this...it's an aberration," Freeth told Reuters. Keith
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A cold chill just ran up my spine. The thought of giving up skydiving would be like giving up my nuts. That being said, just remember that you'll always be a skydiver even if you have other priorities . . . and never say never. People have come back after long layoffs before. Good luck with whatever you do and don't stop posting just because you've grouded yourself Keith
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Make that 2 votes. Keith
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OK, no boobies, but I still like my beer stein idea 'cause beer and skydiver are synonymous. How about we replace the boobies with a keyboard and/or mouse? Keith
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All's we really need is a mug we can fill with beer that has boobies on the front with a label that says "Dropzone.com big ways Kick Ass" Keith
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Double digits gets you pied. He's (or was when I started this post) 7 posts from 5000. Who's gonna pie the boy? Keith
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Yeah, it's no wonder you Texan's had such a small record. You all went to different DZ's Keith
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You weren't supposed to tell him. We could have just sent a car over for him *after* we took the record in Perris Keith
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Sounds like we got you all running scared. What's the matter? You affraid of a bunch of fruitcakes? #2 Fruitcake Keith
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A similar story. Our DZ used to be located about 4.5 miles from the landing area. Terry used to be one of our bus drivers and most people didn't know that he was a very experienced pilot. After our previous pilot, the one who freaked out the TM, left for another job, Terry started flying. The first time Terry walked out to the plane, told everyone to get in and climbed into the left seat everyone started laughing, except those of us who knew. You should have see everyone's laugh turn to fright when Terry started taxiing down the runway. Someone later asked him if he had a pilots license. Terry said, "Hell no." The kid asked how come he was allowed to fly the plane then. Terry told him he was allowed to fly because he drove the bus for 7 years and the DZO figured if he could drive the bus that long without an incident he must be able to fly too. Too friggin' funny Keith
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Here's one for you diverdriver. Our plane was down and we borrowed a plane normally used as a passanger commuter. Our pilot at the time, being the jokester that he is, waited until the last tandem was about ready to go. The pilot put the plane on auto pilot, went back and tapped the TM on the shoulder and waived goodby just before he and his passenger exited. I'm told the expression in the TM's face was priceless Keith
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A friend has a great sticker on her helmet with a black widow spider on it. The caption reads, "Sure we could mate but then I'd have to kill you." Keith
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I don't see Bill Von's name on the list. I'll have to razz him; since he's an AFFI he can hold on to Albatross, he's used to that kind of thing Better yet, Bill can put Albatross in his slot, then turn his own point; put Albatross in his slot, turn his own point . . . Keith
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Hey Lisa: What's the roster lookin' like? Who's playing with us? Keith
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I like how the first turkey checked to make sure the coast was clear Keith
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I used to have a friend named Darla. Darla was a football fanatic. Her girlfriend Cathy hated football and one day cut the power cord to the TV because Darla was ignoring her during a game (luckily the scissors had a plastic handle; Cathy wasn't the brightest). Anyway, about a year later Darla came home from work. Cathy decided she was going to distract Darla before she could turn the game on, so, when Darla walked through the door Cathy was standing there buck ass naked with a rope in her hand. She told Darla that she could tie her up and do anything she wanted. Darla said, "Anything"? Cathy said, "Anything." So Darla tied Cathy to the bed and went in the livingroom and watched the game. Keith
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Na, I'd say it had to have been a newbie to be that desperate. Must have been behind on buying cases, and been told not to show up at the DZ empty handed again "or else", and was jonesin' for some air. What's a skydiver to do in such dire circumstances? . . . Hijack a beer truck of course! Keith
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Yeah, how much? I'd like to get something kinda like that on my helmet except with Bugs Bunny to match the tattoo I'm going to get on my calf. Keith
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Did you tell him "Hell yeah I'm working and not getting paid for it. There ain't enough hours in the day to keep up with all these posts" Keith
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Yeah, probably the same thing. My Grandma used to make them for me too. Aren't Grandma's Great
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"I wonder if a female skydiver has the additional problem w/whuffo men being intimidated by the fact that they (the women) do something that the man doesn't have the balls to do." I have a friend who had to dump her weenie boyfriend because he didn't like her skydiving. He did a few AFF jumps, but he just didn't have the bug (or was too scared) so he kept trying to get her to give it up. She gave him up. We were pretty proud of her; he was a real stuffed shirt. Once we were talking about flashing the pilot for extra altatude and he told her that if she did that he would leave her. What an ASS. Keith
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WOW what an I N C R E D I B L E attitude!!!