Keith
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It was at Otay Keith
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Something someone said on a thread in another forum caused me to remember a brief conversation I had with a whuffo chick last summer. We had several firsts on the DZ that day so there were about 4 cases of beer in coolers on the deck by manifest. We decided to make a BBQ out of it and someone was starting the grill up. I had just landed after an awsome sunset jump. I walked up to one of the coolers, grabbed a cold one, popped it open and took a big swig and this whuffo chick walks up to me and says, "Is it always like this?" I said, "Yep, it's always like this." She she said, "You guys are soooo coool. You skydive all day and party all night. It's just like the movies." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Keith
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"Just watch out for your knees and stay away from hubcaps!" Yeah, I was going to say she has a cap fetish . . . knee caps, hub caps . . . Keith
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I'm a huge animal lover and I don't see a problem. I'd have the dogs heart checked out though. My dog had a bad ticker and toward the end of her life she was on heart meds and we were told not to let her get too excited. She absolutely LOVED to eat. She used to howl and dance around the kitchen at chow time. One day my now-ex-other-half went to feed Brandy dinner. She got so excited she had a heart attack and dropped dead. I was happy she went being happy. Keith
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A 1800 ft hop-n-pop. It was my first hop-n-pop on my new rig. I exited counted one one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand, pulled . . . and nothing. Waited one one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, looked over my shoulder and see my pilot chute in tow behind me (it's a bungee by the way). I knew I didn't have much altitude by this time so I go for the bridle to pull the pin, only when I grabbed the bridle I flipped on my back and my chute deployed thru my legs. I was under a good canopy by about 800 feet. Keith
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You might want to look into IBM. I had a class project last semester where we had to invest in the stock market. I invested 20K in IBM and 3 months later had gained 7K. Not too bad. Keith
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I'll be there. Driving up Friday night so I can be nice and hungover for the meat Keith
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Great pics Arthur. Thanks for sharing. Your Mom was cute as a kid, what happened to you? Keith
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Post it here on dz.com. I've know several people who have sold gear here with good results. I posted my old rig (yes it was tough to sell my first love but it bothered me more having her sit in the closet not getting any "air") and got an offer the next day. As soon as the check arrives I'm shipping her out. I just hope he appreciates her as much as I do. Keith
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I always wear a seat belt and require my passangers to as well. Once I was in a rather nasty roll over accident, and had I not been wearing a seatbelt I would be dead. One time heading from my Mom's house to my Grandparents house my Mom asked for a ride (it was about 5 blocks). When she got in I told her to buckle up. She refused saying it was a short distance and didn't need one. I told her I wouldn't start the car if she weren't belted in. She said she would rather walk. I said "OK." So she did. She argued later that it was a short distance and I was just being unreasonably stubborn. A year or so later my Grandparents were driving a short distance through town and were involved in an accident. My Grandmother, not wearing a seat belt, put her face through the windshield and lost her hearing as a result. She was never the same. Keith
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Same thing happened to me. They charged a credit account I had closed years ago. Now I don't worry about late charges. I don't know why they haven't contacted me regarding the matter? Keith
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"Gotta love that.........She should be careful though. Those things could put an eye out......." I was thinking more like she could give herself a Concussion, break her neck or cause some serious back problems with those things!!! I've seen smaller compact cars Keith
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True enough it's tough to know what really went on in this kids head. One thing that always makes me wonder is, and I'm not saying this kid is because I have no knowlege of him, how when someone is alive people will talk trash and say what an ass he/she is, but once they're dead they were the greatest thing that ever walked on earth. It's like if you say bad things about the dead you'll be struck by lightning or something. You never hear people say what a good thing it is that so and so is gone because now we don't have to deal with that sorry s.o.b. anymore? Everyone living must be a saint? Keith
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Hey Lisa: Welcome home!!! I got such a great feeling reading your post! Keith
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freeflier29 had a lightbulb moment and stated: OK...we'll compromise...We'll take him to San Fran and get him a She-Male prostitute.... Keith suggested a closer solution: Better yet, Tijuana is much closer and I'll bet they're a bit cheaper too . . . Oh, Oh, and as an added bonus I'll bet (s)he would be moooore than willing to marry viking too Keith
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Yep, she's a HOTTIE alright Keith
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Evil??? How evil can a virgin be? Keith
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Viking slipped: we will probly meat on your trip to Cali Keith quipped: A Freudian slip if ever I saw one. Keith
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". . . and Clay, you might for once want to look before you f***k" Who said Clay was drivin'? Keith
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Hey I haven't voted for watching yet. Must be some other skanky she-he-ho. Keith
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"Ummmm......open the curtains?????" Ahh, I see you're experienced. Keith
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"They can get a hotel room...." But what if I'm an exabitionist? Keith
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Well, now that you mention it . . . Keith
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flyinryan confessed: "Hey, everyone has the right to wear somthing that makes them feel pretty." Keith asked: Does lycra make you feel pretty Ryan? Keith
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skyhawk said: . . . weve never gone this low on here , yet :-) Keith reassured: Gawd that was FUNNY. Just give us some time . . . Keith