Keith
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"What's another word for "vegetarian"? Prey!" I once saw a pretty funny bumper slicker. It said something like "Vegitarian - an Indain word for bad at hunting" Keith
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Actually, before I stopped eating meat I used to love hot dogs and balogna knowing full well I was eating lips and ass
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You might also try Buzz Fink at Skydive San Diego. I know he has let people pack and such in exchange for AFF. You might be able to camp out at the DZ and pay no rent. His e-mail address is buzzfink@home.com and I know they could use packers. It's worth a try. Keith
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"Actually no and Texas state law allows the people who use your sperm to come find you if they have one of your kids." That's just wrong. What do couples do if the guy can't produce? Keith
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" Well, I guess it's time to start donating plasma and selling stuff I own..." I hear selling sperm is more profitable. Keith
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Say I love you with poop I thought this was hilarious! http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1695654275 Keith
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"I so needed that hug this morning" Consider yourself hugged. -------------------------------- You people are giving me a sugar buzz
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Oops, can't edit for some reason. That was supposed to say "gave my hair" not "have my hair" Keith
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OK, here's one of me and a coworker at a party. This is before I have all my hair to charity, and I do mean all Keith
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Don't worry Dave we won't flame you. We have laws in California that protect children like you Keith
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For me it was the comradary (sp?) and passion people seemed to have for the sport. I never considered skydiving until I stumbled across wrec dot. It was very different back then and you could actually get some decent information out of people. I’m terrified of heights and decided I could never jump from a plane. I began to think about it a lot, and one day I decided to shit or get off the pot. I decided to do one tandem to prove to myself that I could actually jump from a plane. The rest, as they, say is history. Keith
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"In only 4 more years, I can join POPS. Ugh!" Yeah, but I get to join next year! Keith
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First jump at 35, I'll be 39 in March. Keith
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Just make sure her jumpmaster is aware of her condition and both have access to her inhaler during the jump. Keith
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First: Step down off your pedistal for a moment and learn a little about the history of skydiving and you would know where words like whuffo come from. Second: We don't all always laugh at others because they don't understand what skydiving is all about. Sometimes we do take a moment and explain. Sometimes they understand, sometimes they don't. Usually the latter. Third: Sometimes whuffo's come up with some pretty funny stuff. Just like I laugh at me sometimes, I laugh at my friends sometimes and I laugh at whuffos sometimes. Fourth: Lighten up a little. You and Emma sound like you could use some fresh air. Go jump out of a plane, have a beer and relax. Sheesh, life is stressful enough . . . I got over the "Boobie" thing, get over the whuffo thing
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A p0rn0 fluffer for the chicks? What's he gonna fluff?
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aviatrr is right. Get a job at a camera store like Ritz/Dean's or some other inedpendant like Georges Camera in San Diego. Some of them have portrait studios. I know it's not your field of photography, but it's in the photo industry. You'd get discounts on film, equipment, and supplies too. When I was a manager for Dean's I used to do weddings and portraits on the side to suppliment my income. Keith
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"tried that ...darn links won't work" Yeah, just cut and paste it and it'll work. Sorry Keith
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""Team six," I said. (We were team five, but I had a bad feeling about this.)" You bastard. That was my team . I'll let you off the hook cause we came in second place for the speed star. One lousy second behind first place . What a great time!!! I also have to say that we San Diegans *were* the party at the Bomb Shelter Saturday night. All the guys wanted to be me when I was bumping nasties with Trina and the other women on the dance floor. I'm told I had a great time Keith
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And who have we here? None other than Bill himself. http://www.jackofftoperris.com/Images 2002/dse11192.JPG Keith
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Why is it so vile? We eat animals, why is it vile for them to eat us. We're all part of the food chain. We just happen to be at the top
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This may sound crazy, but having his ashes in your room may help you feel close to him. If you need help on the ash dive let me know. Peace Bro. Keith
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"Does it work for everyone else, since to me it just says server not available. :(" It worked for me. I right clicked on it and saved it to my hard drive. Took about a minute. Keith
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Arthur, I'm sooooo sorry for your loss. I'm glad you got to know him so well and got to say goodby. Now go do a jump. Just you and your Grandfather and share the view together. Keith
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If they're getting video you'll also need the vidographers OK too. Keith