Keith
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The novelty of it, and I'm sure the women like it 'cause the seats vibrate the hell out of their tingley parts Keith
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Here's the prices according to Marsha: Regular Jumps - 14.50 Helo Jumps - 45.00 Balloon Jumps - 50.00 DC-3 Jumps - 20.00 Keith
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I resolve to not make any resolutions that way I won't be disappointed with myself at the end of the year . . . except for getting laid more - that I intend to do Keith
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"All I need is this ashtray and that's all I need. And this chair. All I need is this ashtray and this chair and that's all I need . . ." Oh and who about, "I was born a poor black child" Keith
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Yeah, well they might grumble if you bring Bud to the DZ, but it sure won't stop them from slugging it down like a bunch of alchie's fresh out of rehab. I say buy what you can afford they'll drink it. Keith
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How about a bumper sticker that says "I jump for Boobies. Jump for the Cause" Don't know if Jump for the Cause would let you put their name on such a bumper sticker, but I'd gladly pay for a sticker that says "I jump for Boobies" Keith
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Yeah, I winced a little too. Next time I think I'll use a little liquid anesthesia. Keith
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Don't know if it'll help, but when I went to a smaller guage ring for my PA I got a little over zealous and bought one a little too big. I tried like hell to get it through and couldn't. I finally had a friend use a little lubricant and a bit of force to run it through. Only problem was I reopened it a little and the lube got it infected. If you use this method make sure to clean all the lube out really well after. Keith
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Last year a bunch of us when to Eloy did a bunch of jumps and got really fucked up. What a blast. Don't know about this year though. Think I'll just play it by ear. Keith
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Guess that means the ladies shouldn't be showing you their BOOBIES. Keith
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Bill said: 3. Drinking with the Russian chick during the 120 ways Keith got confused: . . . and thought Bill said "Drinking the Russian chick during the 120 ways" and wondered: how that was possible, if this was a new way to dock, could this be considered muff diving, what Amy thought if this. Sheesh, and to think I just got new contacts. Keith
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Who's got the most creative paintjob on his jump-s
Keith replied to Meatbomber's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe someone could start a save the Franken Otter campaign kind of like they do for historical landmarks. Keith -
Lisa said: If I tell you I didn't buy it, it was given to me and it's not the first piece of gear I've been given, can't I get out of the beer? I promise I'll produce the brews when I finally get to jump it... really I will... but since I can't jump right now I need every last beer I can get my hands on for my own attitude control! Keith resonded: Well, I know the feeling of needing a beer for attitude control soooo . . . if you tell me who your sugar daddy is and put in a good word for me I'll let you off the hook. Keith
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Who's got the most creative paintjob on his jump-s
Keith replied to Meatbomber's topic in The Bonfire
The Shark Air is the first plane I ever jumped out of so I have a soft spot for it. I have a story I wrote somewhere about the experience. I also like the Franken Otter. Keith -
Your excitement came through loud and clear
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Egads!!! Too much wild sex? Anyway, I'm glad you're on the mend!! Keith
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Two month old brand new unjumped RW suit? That's sacrilege I’m assuming you have a good excuse? Keith
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Someone aught to put Tom Green and Jim Carey in the same steamer trunk and toss them over the side. I doubt anybody would miss them, except for poor misguided Drew. She is proof positive that love is blind, and deaf, and . . . Keith
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Slappie observed: I would have to say anything with JIM CAREY in it SUCKS!! Keith had to: Second that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also Zoolander was so horrible I went to sleep after about 15 minutes. Keith
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I won't ignore you Lisa. How did you get the free stainless hardware? Wish I could have gotten mine free!!! If you're like a friend of mine, you'll wear your new empty container around the house and keep looking at your self in the mirror
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Michele observed: (the suit was faded, but the sleeves weren't, because you didn't wash them as often, or something like that, right???). I remember the thing about the sleeves because they made no sense to me then. Well, they still don't, actually..... Keith explianed: WOW, you do remember. The sleeves slow your fall rate. They came with the suit, and I never use them. I loaned them to Enrique that day because he kept going low on the formation. Between your and Divadiver compliments, my head's going to explode (get your mind out of the gutter freeflier29). And I'll be sure not to be so diligent the next time I stalk you. Being cautious is a habit you know; I get tired of being arrested
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Oh hoooow you flatter Keith
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Yeah, well, you can't prove it! Keith
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OK!?! The consensus seems to be clear. BOOBIES it is!!! Keith
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Actually Michele, we've already met at a boogie, sort of. I was at the Chicks Rock Boogie. I was with the group of people you sat near on the north/west edge of grass near the packing area. You probably don't remember me, but I was the guy with the green and pruple tye dye Racer. I also stepped aside so you and a friend could walk up the steps to the bathrooms. Keith