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Otherwise, i'd wait til i could do it all at once. Sorry skye, i know that keeps you on the ground for another couple months, but it's just my opinion. Totally agree here, she should have the money to bang it out all at once to speed the learning curve!

Well he better have won considering he was swooping against Mantas and Navigators! You mustn't leave out the Lightnings!

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I just had my sixth treatment today and am planing to help out on the record only, as my 4way team is practicing this weekend! Anyone else coming out?

Real Friendship > > > Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good > but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem > that really speaks to true friendship! > > Friend, > > When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge > against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > > When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > > When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. > > > When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. > > When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much >worse it could be and to quit whining. > > When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. >> > When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're well again. > I don't want whatever you have. >> > When you fall, .I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > > This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why? ...you may ask? Because > you're my friend! > > Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you > move a body.> > > Also remember: A friend will bail you out of jail. A really good friend > will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun". > >> I'm not sending this as a chain letter...I hate them..don't pass it on if > you don't want to..and don't reply to me if you don't want to...I already > know who my true friends are and aren't... > >

sorry Nanyrb, It was still the best opening Tlaboc that I've jumped!

Good job on the misquote. I did say it flew good but not better than my onyx. Good try Conway. Sorry Brian, my misunderstanding. I did say it was the nicest opening Cobalt I ever jumped.

OTTER SNOB!!!!! OTTER(S) as in multiples!! YO Baby!!

(Caravan)... what a nice plane As compared to what, a 182? Otters babie!

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a slurpy kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus cars in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

ok, 4 NASA engineers and Steve Boyd, dzo from Spaceland and other investers. It IS Skyventure but billed as the Zero Gravity Room to appeal to the general public around the NASA (where it will be built, JSC)theme. It will be a 12' tunnel just like Orlando but with all the bell and whistle updates, even better than Perris from what I'm told

I update mine weekly

Congrat's, now who in the hell are we talking about?

I've jumped in the rain by accident and the canopy dried out on the next jump.The Cypres isn't affected by a wet canopy. JFYI, I wouldn't have packed it back up if I wasn't going to jump it again right away!

Ian, I actually got to jump a 75 a couple of weeks back and although it opened in line twist, it opened better than any Cobalt I've jumped. The spot wasn't good, so I wasn't able to really hook it but the owner jumped my Xaos 27-79 and thought that it flew much better than the Onyx! The Onyx packs up really small compared to my Xaos 27 which packs like a 120. The Onyx looked like 99 when packed.

>>> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: >>> >>> 40-ish.............................................49 >>> Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone >>> Athletic......................................No tits >>> Average looking..................................Ugly >>> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar >>> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills >>> Emotionally Secure......................On medication >>> Feminist..........................................Fat >>> Free spirit....................................Junkie >>> Friendship first..........................Former slut >>> Fun..........................................Annoying >>> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places >>> Old-fashioned..................................No BJs >>> Open-minded.................................Desperate >>> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing >>> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk >>> Professional....................................Bitch >>> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat >>> Large frame................................Hugely Fat >>> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker >>> >>> >>> WOMEN'S ENGLISH: >>> 1. Yes = No >>> 2. No = Yes >>> 3. Maybe = No >>> 4. We need = I want.. >>> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry >>> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble >>> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not >>> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later >>> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! >>> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think > about? >>> >>> MEN'S ENGLISH: >>> 1. I am hungry. = I am hungry. >>> 2. I am sleepy. = I am sleepy. >>> 3. I am tired. = I am tired. >>> 4. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage! >>> 5. I love you. = Let's have sex now. >>> 6. I am bored. = Do you want to have sex? >>> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

Easy Turtle, just have your mouth stapled shut!

It should be REQUIRED reading for ALL pilots!

SHUT UP AND JUMP!

Thanks Mac, I was thinking that EZ took a really good one of that. I was in the front of the Casa when Steve did that!

Green bottles, HERE, HERE!

The question though is do you have to pay to get her drunk enough first?

p.s. sorry for a little harsh post. Not harsh, reality. p.p.s. i'm glad to see number of jumps in the profiles instead of number of posts. Ditto! Like the SDSM bumper sticker says "SHUT UP AND JUMP!!!!" I jump there every few weekends.

Bill. Thanks for the lock! We don't need worthless threads about people giving up worthless problems without details about incidents that we can't worry about!

Sorry Clay, Doin' 4way at Spaceland Saturday!