JENNR8R

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  1. A 'top job' shouldn't be reduced to the amount of money that one is paid. I'm sure that a skydiving instructor is happier than an attorney in their work. It's not about how much you make anyway. It's how much you spend. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  2. "I ought to trade you in on a goat. At least the grass would get mowed." What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  3. "Don't tell" What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  4. I just gotta ask... why? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  5. I'm really good at reconciling bank statements. Currently I get to do about ten a month. It's like solving a puzzle... always reconciled to the penny.
  6. That's the first thing that I tried. The current 'pick up in Canada only' price is going for $6.66. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  7. Okay, so you need more information... It was a television that my mother owned before she died. The heirs are dividing up the personal property, and as executor, I have to determine the value so that value can go against their inheritance... It's not going to be sold... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  8. I need to assign a 'yard-sale' value to a three-year old Hitachi 36" television. It cost in the neighborhood of $1,100.00 when it was new. Any guesses what it would sell for now? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  9. Grew up with a Southern mother... I absolutely love pickled pigs feet. I haven't had it in years... too much sodium... but would I love to have some now that I'm remembering how good it is... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Whipped Cream

    KJV? Are you sure it wasn't the Larry Flynt version? Walt I wasn't aware that Larry Flynt had a translation of the bible. It must be a paraphrase... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Whipped Cream

    I take it you weren't reading the Wall Street Journal? Walt I can't remember exactly where I read it. It may have been in the Song of Solomon in the Old Testament [KJV]. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Whipped Cream

    What kind of conversation am I having?! A public service conversation for the clueless...
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    Whipped Cream

    Despicable. Best recipe for fresh whipped cream... (2) Cup of Heavy Whipping Cream (2) 1 tsp of granulated sugar (3) 1/2 tsp of pure vanilla extract Use a Kitchen Aid with a wire whip. Whip to stiff peaks (it takes about 5 or more minutes on level 5). You can do it with a regular hand mixer but it takes a lot longer and doesn't come out as good. Ummm, maybe I should say why I was asking. The following is something that I read yesterday: "I don't know, I'd probably come over, parade around naked in front of you, put some whipped cream on, and absolutely dare you to lick it off. You'd go insane!" If I ever get married again, that's something I'd like to try! Having had no experience in this arena, I'd thought I would ask so that I'd be prepared. Wouldn't using my Kitchen Aide and your recipe kill the mood? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Whipped Cream

    Canned or frozen? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  15. When would you like for me to arrive for dinner? That sounds really good!!! What I had tonight was a half of a can of low sodium tuna over some spinach greens. I'm trying to lose those stress pounds that I put on last week. Could you explain to me how one ounce of chocolate equals a pound of weight gain the next morning?
  16. I'm hungry, but I don't know what I want... I don't have any easycheese left to send you Did you actually eat that stuff that I sent to you? Your arteries must be half closed by now. Better go out and jog or something... and don't forget to brush your teeth after eating. Mom p.s. How did the Grannies jump go on Friday?
  17. All this talk of ham reminds me that I have a $25-off coupon for a Honey Baked Ham... Ummmm, that's it...
  18. I'm hungry, but I don't know what I want...
  19. Umm, social work??? Nope, bookkeeping... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  20. I'm thrilled that I passed with 7/10... but I had to think hard about almost every one. The last math class I took was 9th grade algebra... I got a 'D'... I'm a total math phobic. Guess what I do for a living and am gifted in doing? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    who likes ups

    I used to be happy with them... until they changed delivery men... The new guy wouldn't spit on me if I were on fire. I love it when there is a substitute on the route. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  22. Not to worry... I was greeted with many warm embraces from people at CSS. Your DZ was well represented with hugs. It would have been nice to meet you. I'll collect your hug the next time I'm there. I consider CSS is my home away from home. I have many fond memories from my visits there.
  23. Welcome to my world of being a new bird - but you gotta give me more details... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  24. I got back from North Carolina tonight. The whole week was extremely stressful, but the kindness of others truly made it bearable. jumpjunkie2004 insisted on driving nine hours to be my support at the funeral. She had never even met my Mom. I had an incredible peace the whole time she was there. Thank you Sarah. Others from DZ.com and my DZ phoned every day. The minutes I was able to talk to them took me out of the nightmare. I cannot express my gratitude enough. The work on settling the estate is just beginning, but at least this very stressful week is over. Thank you for helping me through it with your hugs and good wishes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.