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How HOT is Hot to You? I can't even use mouthwash without watering it down. I'm tender and sweet.

The winner of the most memorable landing is Post #50. The prize is some of my famous Pumpkin Bread that I just took out of the oven. It will be in the mail to L.O. first thing in the morning. Here is the winning line: *** Landing Erika as a wife, was the best landing I ever made. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Please post the arrangements if anyone has them. I was told the service will be on Monday in Gaithersburg but thats all I know right now. I don't know where in Gaithersberg. Terry's family will be holding a service on Monday, May 1st at 11 AM at: DeVol Funeral Home 10 East Deer Park Drive Gaithersburg, MD 20877 301-948-6800 Also, plans are currently in the works for Terry's ashes to be scattered during a memorial jump sometime in the future. The date/place has not been determined yet but will be posted as soon everything's been decided. Remember to tell your friends this weekend (and every opportunity you get) how much they mean to you............. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

The Joy of Teaching Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you. Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?" And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?" And James said, "Is this examinable?" And Phillip said, "Is there an answer guide in the library?" And Bartholomew said, "What came after poor?" And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!" And Mark said, "Don't take the overhead off yet." And Matthew went to the bathroom. One of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?" ....and Jesus wept What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

All My Life - by James Kavanaugh All my life I thought friendship was earned By how I looked Or what I accomplished How cleverly I spoke Or how I could make people laugh. So all my life I worried about my appearance Or some new conquest The force of my words Or the jokes I could tell. Somehow I've discovered In these latter days That friendship is a gift Given lavishly without recompense Freely beyond bargaining or good sense Totally without concern for expense. Only earning it is impossible. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Robert William Service - Abandoned Dog They dumped it on the lonely road, Then like a streak they sped; And as along the way I strode I thought that it was dead: And then I saw that yelping pup Rise, race to catch them up. You know how silly wee dogs are. It thought they were in fun. Trying to overtake their car I saw it run and run: But as they faster, faster went, It stumbled, sore and spent. I found it prone upon the way; Of life was little token. As limply in the dust it lay I thought its heart was broken: Then one dim eye it opened and It sought to like my hand. Of course I took it gently up And brought it to my wife Who loves all dogs, and now that pup Shares in our happy life: Yet how I curse the bastards who Its good luck never knew! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What's your secret? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

i don't even know the biggie in the pictures but they sure crack me up! the cross-eyed bride!!!! Oh... Okay, then I hope all of her troubles are small and congratulate her. I'm sure she's a happier person than you are.

I think that if that's your biggest trouble, then you are truly blessed. May all of your troubles be the same size or smaller. Congratulations!

Us vrigins are rare breeds these days... I'm waiting until marriage! Well... Another beautiful woman that I can remove from my list... What's wrong with old-fashioned girls? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

"Robert E. Lee: The Man, The General, The Legend" Quote Robert E. Lee is my hero.

Why not? Because you're an 'old fashioned' kinda guy.

Not for you. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

That was from memory when I looked at it last ..I don't even know where that issue is anymore How could you lose the issue that my first wingsuit flight was in!?!?!? I would have thought you would have wanted me to autograph it for you, frame it, and put it on your wall. It's going to be worth a lot of money on e-Bay some day. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My first landing.... about 5 hours ago.

I wonder if the people voting 'yes' on this poll are all men? The ladies don't seem to like him. He doesn't exactly float my boat either... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I don't care what they say about you, Cocheese. You're alright. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You're welcome...

Brief History of Carpetbags and Carpetbaggers With the rapid expansion of railroads in the 1840’s and 1850’s. Ordinary people were traveling in large numbers, and there was an need for cheap luggage, so thousands of carpetbags were manufactured. They were made by saddle makers in many town and cities and were many sizes and shape. They were called Carpetbags because the makers would buy old carpets and construct the bags from the pieces of carpet that were not completely worn out. This how Carpet bags could be manufactured cheaply, they sold in Dry Goods for $1 to $2. By the 1860’s carpetbags were carried by all most everyone, Men, Women, well to do, middle class and not so well to do. Carpetbags were the first suitcases made in large numbers. When you traveled during the Civil War (1861-1865) and though the 1870, you packed your Carpetbag . This became a way to identify an outsider (traveler). During the civil war Reconstruction Period (1865-1870) many people for the Northern States went South because it was so poor that there many opportunities for a person with money even a little money. For example, you could own a farm by paying the past due taxes for as little as $25. These opportunities attacked all sorts people from honest hard working farmers, to crooks, charlatans, con artists and of course crooked politicians. All these outsiders (identified by their Carpetbag) were called Carpetbaggers and still are in many places. It became the term to refer to a Yankee who moved to the south and usually meant a “damn Yankee and not to be trusted, a scoundrel.” Probably the worst Carpetbaggers were the politicians who used their positions in the corrupt Reconstruction Government to enrich themselves through bribes, graft and other despicable acts at the expense of native Southerners. Today the dictionary defines a Carpetbagger as “an outsider involved in politics.” What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

It's just that I've never been called that before... yankee and dam'n yankee... but never carpet bagger... That doesn't surprise me. That's what you baggers do best... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Guess that makes me a carpet bagger... I've known that for a while now. Are you just finding out? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I have a teacher friend from Michigan who moved to Florida for a season. The first day in front of her fifth graders she thought she would throw them some softballs... just to see how much history they knew: "Who was the first president?" Most of the children answered Jefferson Davis. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

How did you do it? It must be a good story. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Hey, Lee surrendered, I didn't. And anyone north of the Mason Dixon Line who ventures south is a carpetbagger. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

OMGawd! My eyes!!! I think I'm blind! That's one of those things that only your proctologist should see. I didn't expose you to the one that only my gynecologist should see now did I! Why'd you do that without any kind of warning!!!??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.