JENNR8R

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  1. A few thousand feet before exit start inhaling slowly to the count of three through your nose... and exhaling to the count of six through your mouth... letting all of your muscles relax. It's a relaxation technique that I learned in my deep-water aerobics class that I use on every jump. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  2. Did he ever find out? He must not have. You are still alive. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  3. When I had my learners permit at the age of 15, my father let me behind the wheel with the whole family inside the car. I still remember how proud I was to finally be driving. I was passing a car that contained a client of my father that he had just spoken to. I thought I would be cool and do what I’d seen other people do. I had one hand on the wheel and glanced over to smile broadly at the client as I passed. My car crossed the dividing line and my rear bumper hit his front fender… Reminds me of what one of my AFF instructors told me about fixating on an object while landing. “If there was an outhouse in the middle of the desert, everyone would land on it.” Do you remember what it was like when you were learning how to drive a car? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  4. "The view I love the most is my front porch looking in." Country music fan? OMGosh the perfect man! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  5. I'd like to remain married to my wife forever. Quote That happily ever after scenario was what I was going for, too. However, I don't think his girlfriend would like it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  6. Nobody here who is presently single (unless widowed) has ever had a "successful relationship" unless you define success as having learned something. Quote I define a "successful relationship" as having two wonderful sons with a man who was my husband for 26 years and is now a friend.
  7. You were too afraid to come get it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  8. No they're all just dirty old men Hey Watch it!... Most of them are younger than me... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  9. Break a leg. Not really... It will be worth it in the end... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  10. Not into a lot of foreplay, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  11. My G/F literally tracked away from someone who tried. LOL Quote No harm, no foul... I'm sure that made everyone laugh including the foiled kisser... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  12. That didn't stop Scottie Carbone. My face shield got a big 'ol wet smack. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  13. Well, there you go... You just proved my point about "baggage" having different meanings. The person that I quoted has already responded on this thread about what it meant to him. He didn't mention children. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  14. I'm not sure that's the same thing... its a different thing entirely... for the married/taken people to do a kiss pass on a single gal... but an entirely different thing for a potentially perceived "horny, undesired, single guy" to do the same thing... at least in my opinion... of course I'm weird... Well, that's why I asked this question: "Does anyone know how and when this tradition started?" The way it was explained to me was that is was a sort of congratulatory thing. It didn't matter who the kisser or kissee were. Could be male/male or female/female. And yes, I was glad that it had been explained to me before it ever happened. It might have freaked me out otherwise. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  15. I'm gonna go with that like jt said... the women that I have had the opportunity to jump with were either not interested in me, dating someone else, or otherwise unavailable... All of the men who gave me kiss passes were either married or had girlfriends. I knew they weren't asking me to go to their trailer with them when they gave me the kiss pass. It's my impression that it's a tradition and nothing more. So pucker up and go kiss a newbie. It's not perverted. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  16. It's my opinion that anyone over the age of two has "baggage." Apparently, there must be differing views of what the definition of "baggage" is. How would you define it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  17. I've never gotten one... or given one... [Long, Slow, Deep, Impatient Sigh]... Well why not???... Come jump with me at Skydive Orange. I'll even wear my open-faced helmet for the occasion. I'm positive I could get an Otter load of beauties just 'jumping' at the chance to give you a kiss pass. We'll be fighting over who gets to you first. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  18. I received my first kiss pass from Kevin Gibson on my check dive. Since then I gotten them from Rob Lowe, Scary Perry and Scottie Carbone. It occurred to me that each of these men have well over a decade of experience and thousands of jumps each. Are kiss passes out of vogue now? Does anyone know how and when this tradition started? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  19. If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was there to hear it, would it still be your fault? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  20. [note to self: find out who darnknit's best friend is in order to save time and eliminate the middle man] What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  21. does it exist? Quote Yes, as long as I keep it safely tucked away in my imagination... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  22. The best at cookin' up stuff you've ever seen. Where do you think I got it from? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  23. Well, if you're not particular about which three is lacking, I think my grandmother might qualify...
  24. ...a circular band of voluntary or involuntary muscle which encircles an orifice of the body or one of its hollow organs... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.