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Absolutely... Todd, where should I mail your prize? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Put me right after Turtle on October 12.

Happy Birthday Piishy! But, I've been your Mom for less than a year. Do I celebrate this birthday or the birthday when I adopted you? Don't forget to pull. Love, Mom What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I couldn't breathe while reading that. If you were a cat, you would have used up a bunch of your lives on that one. Glad you are okay. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

How could I have forgotten my first PLF. It was 27 degrees on the ground, and I managed do an awesome PLF rolling on my left side and across my back... in a mud puddle... My instructor came running up to me to see if I was okay. I gleefully told him that I had successfully done my first PLF, which I had been afraid to do. He said he could tell. He wouldn't let me come into the hanger. I was stripped outside because of all the mud dripping off of the container and jumpsuit. Brrrrr... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

These stories are certainly memorable. I think my favorites are #12 broken neck, #22 tandem into a car windshield, #25 your Mom sent me, & #35 making emergency room friends at Eloy. These stories brought to mind some more memorable landings of my own: Landing in the middle of the peas at the beer kickin' while a student Landing in a corn field that I thought was ten inches tall... It was ten feet tall. You might say I flared a bit too high on that one. Someone told me not to look at my altimeter under 1,000 feet when I was a student. I planned my landing pattern carefully on the ground. I ended up landing long while butt sliding across the runway tearing up a leg strap. My first night jump was at an unfamiliar DZ. I was heading for a flock of airplanes in a parking lot. I turned left hoping for a better landing area, but I didn't know what was there. I butt slid across the edge of a concrete slab. Had my first (and only) cutaway during high winds and a bad spot. There was nothing but trees for miles except for the horse pasture that I landed in. I hurt my back with a hard landing. These things must be like childbirth pains. A Mom forgets what they are like once the baby is put in her arms. I didn't remember these bad landings until prompted by the other stories here. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Where are you taking us? Some place fun I hope.

I'd have to say Kanga. Looks like I'm the only one on your poll at the moment. Don't forget to drink your milk dear one. You know you need to build strong bones and teeth. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I've developed this bad habit of checking these forums throughout my work day. I find myself holding my breath to keep from snorting with laughter at the posts. I just couldn't explain why I was laughing out loud at the office. Coworkers comment as it is that I must be in a good mood. By the end of the day I have a big headache. I think it's lack of oxygen... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Well, Sarah, I'd say that you are most like Roo. Roo: General Traits: Personality that of a young, optimistic and unsullied child. Quite bright, if not intellectual. Surprisingly fearless, his courage apparently stemming from an untroubled belief in his own competence and the general benevolence of the world. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I put neosporin on my babies penis once. It swelled up and nearly fell off. I wouldn't recommend putting it there.

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Too many to list? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Attend school with him one day. Don't just threaten it, do it. Follow him around loudly and make his life miserable. He will die of embarrassment. If he knows that will be repeated every time he misses an assignment, his grades would have to improve. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What is your most memorable landing? I just read this in another thread: "I landed on a sheep... it hurts" I heard another story of a petite woman who landed in a swamp that was over waist high. She struggled with the canopy to the point of nearly leaving it behind. The moral of her story was to stuff the canopy into ones jumpsuit to make it easier to manage. Someone told her about that afterwards. My most memorable landing was on a wooden stake that was exposed about two feet from the ground. Unfortunately, it was buried about three feet in the ground and it didn't budge when I hit it. I was left with the blackest bruise that I have ever seen in a place that only my gynecologist would ever see. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Now that's a plan.

Greeeeeat! Something I hadn't thought of before. Well if it's anything like Eloy, I landed off many times (nearly to Mexico) and never saw a snake of any kind. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

personally I think its photoshoped... Photoshoped or not, that was my nightmare about what jumping in Florida would be like. I've since gotten over it. The only thing that I've heard happening to jumpers in Florida are the camoed, wingsuit eating, barbed wire fences. Just ask Macca. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Military school... Run away from home (you, not him)... Send him off to live with his father... or just realize that 'this too shall pass' and keep doing the wonderful job of mothering that you are already doing until he grows up... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I just got peppered/riddled with great things that happened. Knowing that is a good way to end my day.

Something similar happened at my house one day. My teenage sons had a housefull of their friends over when the dog decided to bring some used 'feminine hygiene products' into the living room to play 'keepaway' with. And yes, I did have the bathroom door closed. One of the guests opened the door when he used it and left it open.

Mama He's Crazy by The Judds Mama, I found someone, like you said would come along Well he's a sight and so unlike, any man I've known I was afraid to let him in, 'cause I'm not the trustin' kind But now I'm convinced, that he's heaven sent and must be out of his mind ===Chorus=== Mama he's crazy , Crazy over me And in my life is where he says he always wants to be I've never been so loved, he beats all I've ever seen And Mama he's crazy , he's crazy over me And mama, you've always said, better look before you lead Well maybe so, but here I go, lettin' my heart lead me he thinks I hung the moon and stars, well I think he's a livin' dream Well there are men, but ones like him are few and far between ==Repeat chorus== Oh and mama he's crazy , he's crazy over me...eeee What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

And where do you think Mr. Walt would offer to take me? ...a tittie bar? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You can try asking a woman out on a date. What ever happened to guys doing that anyway? Did it become extinct with the dinosaur? Wanna go out on a date? Walt [standing here impatiently with arms folded... one toe tapping nervously... glancing at the watch frequently... getting older by the minute... waiting for a serious offer...] What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You can try asking a woman out on a date. What ever happened to guys doing that anyway? Did it become extinct with the dinosaur? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

...until you get to know them. I have several good friends who are morticians, and you'd never know what they did for a living by their behavior. I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy. [shudder] What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.