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  1. Spring of 1998. I was six months pregnant and visiting my sister in Arizona. We saw The Titanic. It was so frustrating because when it got to the part with all the rushing water, I really had to pee. And when you're pregnant and have a full bladder, you have as much luck keeping the water in as The Titanic did keeping it OUT! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  2. ***Holy crap, that happens to me a lot too! WTF is up widdat? Quote Honestly, I DO think it is the lack of water. I, too, am hesitant to drink as much water as usual for fear of getting up in the plane and having to pee really bad. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  3. Whuffo: You're doing that with two little boys? Me: No, I don't take them with me Whuffo: What if your altimeter doesn't work? Me: You put your head between your legs and kiss yer butt goodbye. (Geez I hope Lindercles doesn't see this) Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  4. WOOOOHOOOO!! That's wonderful news
  5. Nope. Don't do flu shots, and have never been a victim of the flu. I believe in good old fashioned NATURAL prevention/boosting of the immune system. Both with diet and herbs. It has done wonders for me over the years. If it's not broken, don't fix it Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  6. ***I believe I can fly - R Kelly (in your right brain) Creep - Radiohead (in your left brain) when I jump it goes like that in my head : I believe I can Fly But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo I believe I can touch the sky What the hell am I doing here Quote That is pretty much what was going through my head during my training!!! And sometimes it still creeps in when I'm flying today. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  7. Dehydration and eating refined sugar give me horrible headaches. Oh, and if I don't get my caffiene in the morning. Yep, it's my one and only addiction. Well, if you don't count skydiving that is. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  8. I always thought about Kelly Clarkson's Break Away, and couldn't help but think of skydiving...and I like Learning to Fly by Tom Petty Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  9. ***AAh the old bearded lady? Not my style but to each their own... Quote I'm getting an image that.....well.....if I was taking BC, I wouldn't need it for quite a while!! My husband is going to be slightly...uh....frustrated now! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  10. Hate to disappoint all of you, but I really do like hairy chests and faces I'm kinda traditional/old fashioned that way. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  11. You guys just need to shuddup!! I suppose it doesn't help that in one of my other threads, Sunshine was asking me to read her a bedtime story and tuck her in. SHEESH!! I thought this marriage thing was a pretty good cover! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  12. No, I don't intentionally "check out" other chicks upstairs luggage, but sometimes it's kind of hard to miss, and I just wonder if they inherited it or paid for it with their inheritence. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  13. I always try to guess when I see someone with a big rack, it was a lot easier this time. No clothes in the way Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  14. Man, I got 18 out of 20 as well. I got 14 and 18 wrong. I am JEALOUS!! The only time I had a rack even close to any of those was when I was nursing!! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  15. Do you like The Hungry Caterpillar? My son thinks I read it for him, but it's really for ME Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  16. I have two little boys that are my full-time job, so playing and entertaining is what I do best! Most of us never grow out of liking to be entertained. I know I haven't.
  17. ***The only eating or drinking I did was through feeding tubes, and that definitely wasn't puree'd filet mignon coming out of those bags Quote Holy Crap! I'm just glad you are okay and I wish you the best of luck on the remainder of your treatment. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  18. ***Yeah...I get the same feeling watching Porno Flicks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote I don't suppose you do any demos!? Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  19. I would have missed it if my 8=year old son hadn't dragged me into the living room to watch it. It's kinda odd seeing that kind of stuff and actually being able to say I've done it. Well, the flying a parachute part that is. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  20. That is really good!! I'm sure glad Walt can't post from work though. He'd get himself in trouble for sure. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  21. Better hope Walt doesn't pie you.. his pie's might be full of crap... I'd be more afraid he would fill them with Ipecac. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  22. Yeah, well, just remember. Whatever gross concoction ends up in the pies will find it's way into your egg salad sammiches! Oh, and one more thing, you haven't had your SCR ceremony yet so remember that paybacks are....you know what! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  23. Linder is taking his sweet time with my pieing, and I fear that the longer he waits, the worse it's gonna be. Like dog food or something equally gross will end up among the ingredients. UGGHH! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  24. Okay Sunshine (and everyone else who is tired of all the lack of fun in the bonfire) I'll start off the thread with some redneck humor...everyone seems to appreciate that, and I'm from South Texas, so I can get away with it doctor - To have applied to a female employee a punitive measure in which a percentage of her wages are garnished. After my wife wrecked that forklift, they doctor pay for the next six months. liver - Regarding options other than earthly existence. I'm so depressed I don't care if I liver die. moron - The addition of a greater quantity to that already present. I told him that I already put hot sauce on the pizza, but the idiot just kept pourin' moron. And here's my favorite by far: pimple - A prediction regarding the future action of a purveyor of prostitution. Look, John, you're cute and all, but my pimple kill me if I don't charge you full fare. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
  25. For some reason, while I was reading this I got confused...and thought waltappel and popsjumper were the same person - and I've never met them! I guess they just both come off online as dirty old men. Quote Well, I HAVE met both of them, and your assumption couldn't be more accurate Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28