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More from the US...USA .. Ontario, California .. Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Sterling, Colorado .. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. Iowa .. One-armed piano players must perform for free Fort Madison, Iowa .. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Marshalltown, iowa .. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrant New York .. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket Florida .. You may not kiss your wife's breasts. Tampa Bay, Florida .. It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M. Kansas .. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights Kansas .. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Wichita, Kansas .. Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. New Orleans .. It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. Maine .. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. Massachusetts .. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Massachusetts .. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Please don't eat your wife and kids.

He's second from the left. The tall one.

There has to be a penis in your office somewhere.

Fuck the receptionist.

Fuck the mail boy.

Don't tell me what to do. How's that? Did I learn well?

I bred a bull dog and a shit zu. I called it a Bullshit.

Ok.

I like powerful women.

insub·ordi·nate n. insub·ordi·nate·ly adv. insub·ordi·nation n. Synonyms: insubordinate, rebellious, mutinous, factious, seditious These adjectives mean in opposition to and usually in defiance of established authority. Insubordinate implies failure or refusal to recognize or submit to the authority of a superior: was fired for being insubordinate. Rebellious implies open defiance of authority or resistance to control: rebellious students demonstrating on campus. Mutinous pertains to revolt against constituted authority, especially that of a naval or military command: mutinous sailors defying the captain. Factious implies divisiveness, dissension, or disunity within a group or an organization: “The army has been embroiled in a standoff battle against a [hornets'] nest of factious groups” (Time). Seditious applies mainly to the treasonous stirring up of resistance against a government: rebels distributing seditious pamphlets

truth ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trth) n. pl. truths (trthz, trths) Conformity to fact or actuality. A statement proven to be or accepted as true. Sincerity; integrity. Fidelity to an original or standard.

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I don't work in a mortuary. I see dead people in the beans. One guy looks like Sunny Bono.

I see dead people.

I didn't spend hardly anytime at the tent either. I had to work the whole time. I was at the firepit a lot though. Nice avatar.

I'm with you on that one.

Nope.

Congrats Dave! She's a real looker. You're smart for making the commitment.

Did I meet you there Brains? I don't remember much from those days. I would love to see the avatar.

Yeah. And you can eat it too.

There was pain and it did drop somebody to their knees sorta speak.

Ummmm...I'm trying to get it out of my memory. I don't need you to remind me of it. It's too long of a story and I hate thinking and typing for long periods of time.

NICE!

I'm starting a rumor that Girls Gone Wild was there and there will be a video of Naked Skydiver Chicks that Rock!