Ashtanga

Do you like 12 inch penises?

Joe Nichols. I was just joking about Freefalling. Here's the Lyrics... She said I?m going out with my girlfriends Marguerite is at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks patron? Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the dj puts bon jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink She don?t mean nothing She just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Yeah. I heard that. I heard a song today by a guy named Tom Petty. It was called Freefallin' and it reminded me of skydiving. Ever heard of it?

Is that an antique fish?

I like The Jawless Fishes, The Cartilaginous Fishes and The Bony Fishes.

Happy B-Day!

That's like you used translate English to English in babelfish.

What kind of english is that?

Scientologists will do shock treatments on her that's all.

Happy B-Day Kelly!

Happy Birthday Girl!

That happens to me all the time. I hate being famous.

Lot's of stories....lot's of stories. The one where tandems came to the dz early one morning only to find him passed out naked on the packing area comes to my mind immediately. Good first impression.

Tree...your leaves a green. Are you a Moderator?

Do tell more.

He -Man & Skeletor too.

I forgot to say GI Joe.

I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

I luv saying that.

Of course not. Although I went to a porn theatre. I wasn't man enough to wack off in there so I took a squirt gun full of Jergens Lotion. Started squirting it up in the air and you should have seen the looks on peoples faces when they felt the lotion hit them.

My company has banned that site for my viewing. A screen comes up that says "Criminal Activity".

Pee Wee Herman.

I'm game.

This will make anyone look beautiful.

You just did a bump? Cool.