Ashtanga

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  1. Happy Birthday. Are you having BBQ Giraffe tonight?
  2. Sweet pic dude. So I guess you had a little fun at Elsinore.
  3. Dammit Sudsy, is that your dick in your avatar with a puppet on it?
  4. Nice sig line. G8 should have that as hers too.
  5. She is just testing me. She knows who the boss is.
  6. I'm her pimp. I'm a Virgo and Rebecca says Virgo's make excellent pimps. You can't have her until I am done with her.
  7. hubba...hubba...hubba
  8. True. We can take the limo!
  9. Clay is just jealous because he's in Iraq and he's not gettin any.
  10. As soon as you and Jumpchikk get your fine asses to Atlanta.
  11. Thanks for the compliments, Clay.
  12. I am getting hornier and hornier.
  13. Ok Tommy Vercetti. Go blow up the Haitins now.
  14. Blame Frenchy. He's the one who started it.
  15. So your mouth can hold a wad of stuff. Cool.
  16. Schweet! [Ashtanga doing his dance.]
  17. Remster said he will shoot video for us.
  18. Your avatar shows that you have a really bad sunburn. I'll rub some aloe on it.
  19. Please check yes or no to the threesome when your back from lunch. _____ yes _____ no (edit because this is just the best way to abuse my greenie powers ) Nice try Remtard...
  20. Missg8tordivr, Jumpchikk and I have decided to be fuck buddies and we want to invite you to a threesome. Puddin will be involved. Please PM me your address and I will send the invitation!
  21. Tons of more laws... http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184
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