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  1. Ashtanga
    Can you understand babelfish?
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    I have a job.
  4. Ashtanga
    According to this thread I am the first in line.... ...na na na na boo boo...
  5. Ashtanga
    I think you and I should go out to dinner and decide what we should call it.
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    I knew it. Your just like tht guy in the movie Phenomenon. Although you got shocked to your brilliant state, you didn't see a light. After being shocked you discovered you now have super-intelligence and telekinesis...right?
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    Car battery - of course.
  8. Ashtanga
    About the same amount as throwing a toaster into the tub with you.
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    You get quite a shock. Make sure the battery cables are fastened securely and not corroded. If you find corrosion around the battery terminals, clean the terminals and the cables thoroughly. To do this, just mix a little baking soda with water and use a toothbrush to carefully brush around the cable connectors. If corrosion is excessive, replace the cables.
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    No. I'm just going for the threesome.
  11. Ashtanga
    What up, Benji!
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    Everyone is asking who "she" is. Maybe we should be asking who "he" is?
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    I'll buy a few gallons of it tonight.
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    I feel like Hugh Hefner. I am gonna ask them if I can start wearing pajamas to work instead of a suit.
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    Good morning, darling. Sleep well?
  16. Ashtanga
    Jumpchikk tell Rebecca who the mystery lady is please.
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    I thought that too.
  18. Ashtanga
    Nope. Cheetahs never win and that's final.
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    I bet it's not hard to get fake chicken to taste like chicken. Cause there's a lot of stuff that tastes like chicken.
  20. Ashtanga
    False advertising.
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    Do you know that if a cheetah and a giraffe were to race 100 yards the giraffe would win? Do you know why? Cause Cheetahs never win.
  22. Ashtanga
    Ummm. A Cheequila drink. I hear that is the hot drink in South Africa now.
  23. Ashtanga
    Sounds like your having a feast! Are you gonna wash it all down with Cheetah piss.
  24. Ashtanga
    Thank you Alana.
  25. Ashtanga
    NO! If it has chicken on it it can't be a vegetable pizza.