Ashtanga
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What's the most bad ass thing you can do in the air ?
Ashtanga replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
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Do you speak Shanghai-ian?
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Where is Shanghai?
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Three posts in a row by the French. Go to your own forum and post whore. Still can't see it. one more
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An old man hears that eating wheat bread will make him get hard for a long time. He goes to the store and gets six loaves of wheat bread and takes it to the counter. The guy at the counter says, "You know that it will get hard before you eat it all." The old man says, "Damn. Am I the only person that didn't know this?"
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Yes. Still nothing.
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I click on the thing and nothing happens.
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It's NAKED TIME!
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I guy was going down on a girl in a dark forest. "I think I need a flashlight." he says. "I think so to. You've been licking grass for the last ten minutes." she said.
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I'm gonna know Kung Fu. Have a safe flight.
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Your finace! is that supposed to be finance. Does he like it when you call him your money?
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You can't post in my thread. Your avatar grosses me out. [shiver]
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Wanna meet up and smoke my fine cigars this evening?
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Those are hard to find. And not just yelling. But getting in trouble over stuff. How do you keep her happy withpout getting in trouble...that is the question. I know most will say don't do stupid stuff. But stupid stuff is fun sometimes.
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Thanks Bytch.
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Eric Johnson is a FANTASTIC guitarist. If you enjoy guitar you will be mesmerized at his playing.
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Is that the song that starts out... one for the treble, two for the base, she's got nut all over her face...
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So the answer is... Never Meet Any Women?
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ding....ding...ding...I think we have a winner. Although I think there still might be a chance to get yelled at.
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have Beth dress up in a sexy nurse outfit and she can give him a sponge bath.
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You have to go to the bottom of the map and add it again. I will eventually be a moderator of the map.
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Anyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at?
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He fell asleep in a park once. When he woke up there was a blind man reading his face.