Ashtanga
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No importing or exporting to the U.S. I just got this job. I use to trim Fidels nose hair.
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Makin cigars.
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Can I be a moderator of the site? I lonely here in Cuba.
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I wanna be a moderator. I could start off moderating the Announcement Forum. That one is pretty easy to moderate since just HH posts there. I could always use babelfish to moderate the non-english speaking forums. What do you think, HH?
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I'm all packed. I rented a place in Germany for all of us to stay and study Martial Arts. See Below... http://eeyore.astro.uiuc.edu/pics/germany/castles/castlenew.jpg
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I'll buy a Porsche Cayenne Turbo so I can drive four of us around. You can drive somebody in the Carrerra and that makes six.
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Going to Germany... FlyingTed AlanaB Jumpchikk GTAVercetti Ashtanga - me MissG8tordivr
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Who's going to Bridge Day?-BASErs&Non-BASErs alike!
Ashtanga replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
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FlyingTed AlanaB Jumpchikk GTAVercetti Ashtanga - me Wooohooo! We are all going to Germany to study Martial Arts. This will be fun.
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Who's going to Bridge Day?-BASErs&Non-BASErs alike!
Ashtanga replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
It looks like someone spooged on your avatar. -
here ye....here ye....
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You forgot MissG8tordivr too. There are three of us so your number 5.
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Your number 4.
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Me three....
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Heres another... http://skydivechicago.com/gallery/july05_2/IMG_5041
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When I was in Jr. High, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts. In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After college, I found an ambitious girl and loved her. She was so ambitious, she left me and took everything I owned. Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!
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We had it. It was real. If you read the article you will see that the giraffe was sick. The meat was contaminated that is why she died. People still eat giraffe in Africa. Right Peej?
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Educational? Do you know about the girl who died in August from eating Giraffe Steaks? See here... http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1762662,00.html
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Of course velveeta is a cheese. I've been to their corporate offices. Here is a picture of their building.
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I like velveeta.
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Richard Ashcroft - Human Conditions
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I thought Co Cheese was performing fellatio on you.
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My tent is awesome. We can sit inside and smoke my peace pipe.
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LMAO.....
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Have you ever stuck live battery cables on your nipples?
Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire
I hate it whe people do that to me. Happens all the time.