Ashtanga
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he he he...
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Here is a picture of Benji and Remi a minute ago. It's Benji on the left and Remi on the right. http://www.usja-judo.org/users/judo.stamps/sumo%20conversation.telecard.jpg
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Benji got a warning by Remi! Benji got a warning by Remi! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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I think it was j0nes.
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You should add some broccoli to your Top Ramadan. Happy Ramadanadingdong!
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Billy. You should go make a book on video in sign language or something.
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You realize you just pulled up a 4 year old thread, don't you? I don't think Screbag even posts here anymore.
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I usually walk around in my jockstrap. I like to take my cup out and show it to people. I say, "You know what they say about having a big cup in your jockstrap? It means it's made with a lot of plastic." Then I make my naked bootie clap at people while they are packing.
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Yeah, I thought I turned him on.
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It was just you.
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LMFAO!
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[Ashtanga pokes his head in] I have a 12 inch penis that is the size of your fist and I will pay for your jumps.
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Forgot to say the concert rocked! Great seats. I talked to Gywneth. Her babies name is Apple. I told her to name her next child Orange and then when they get older if Orange says, "but Apple got to do it at my age," she can say, "Don't compare Apples to Oranges."
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I did for two years. Wasn't really their burgers more like their wings and Thursday Taco Nights. Did they hire that gray headed afro man named Mark again?
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I don't take pills. I'm au natural.
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Not yet. I am planning a Giraffe Farm for breeding purposes. Giraffe has less fat than cows do. Better meat. We will be selling Giraffe overnight and I know I will do better than Ted Turner and his Buffalo. Giraffing is where it's at...I said remember that.
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It's BOOBIES.
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You won't have a giraffe roast but you will beat a rodents head to stun it before feeding it to a snake. Your .
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Pubic Region in the lead 16 to 15 over boob.
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Yep. I'm a little different now Katie.
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Damn brown noser.
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Sweet! Just watch out for people throwing burritos out their car windows.
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Ron used to do Reiki on my in Eloy. That stuff did work. Weird, isn't it. I used to ask her if she could make me levitate while she did it.
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It was Sven Zimmerman that did acupuncture the first time I had it. I was a little worried about Sven sticking needles in my ears.
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The you could honestly tell your girlfriend, "Your mom gives me a boner", and not worry about her getting upset. Cool.