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    She climbed in my avatar?
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    I bet you would emberass her if you had them play Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew. Me love you long time.
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    Bengal Tigers are cool too. Get her one of those and a Liger.
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    Wasn't it DaGimp that said the worst song for a stripper was the dance version of Cotton Eyed Joe? I say that would be the worst wedding song too.
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    A member of AZ Freeflight told me that to medal at nationals and the world meet costs the team about $80,000+ a year. That is with free jumps and without paying packers. Once you win and medal, why keep spending the money to show you are great if it is coming out of your own pocket. Teams like Airspeed have sponsors that pay for everything including their rent.
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    You have the Canadian Invasion right after the Christmas Boogie, Benji. Be sure to take advantage of those hot female Canadian Chicks that pack in their bikinis.
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    Exactly. Great BOOBIES are meant to be viewed. That's why she didn't have a bra on underneath her shirt. Or, maybe she can't afford a bra.
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    Can I have BOOBIE sex with them?
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    How noble of you, Melissa.
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    Please explain the details.
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    Long time no see Cornholio. Last time I saw you was in Raeford with your dad and sister. How's your sister doing?
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    I fixed the link for the BOOBIES. Also, I changed the title. Good idea.
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    Nope. They are probably bigger.
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    I heard that song. It reminded me about skydiving. I made a thread about it yesterday but somebody locked it. Not naming any names but it's something the French would do.
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    I'm going to see them at Phillips Arena tonight. Anyone seen this years tour? Hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow is there. Our seats are up front so maybe we will see her. Here's some BOOBIE pics of her. http://members.fortunecity.com/noops021/fcnoops_shakespeare_in_love0002.html
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    It be Frenchy?
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    What kind of animals do rock climbers have sex with? Rams?
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    I wonder if personal attacks are allowed over there?
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    Just a general question. Why aren't there more champion swoopers competing at The Ranch as in past years? I know Team Extreme is no longer but none of them competed as well as PD or Xaos members besides Jeffro?
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    Who is this?
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    We have a lot in common, Rebecca.
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    Hottest female on rockclimbing.com found here... http://www.rockclimbing.com/users/list.php?UserID=nd2boostt&mode=2
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    That's gross not romantic.
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    And it reminded me of skydiving. It is called "Freefallin" and it is by someone named Tom Petty. Has anyone else heard of it?
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    Get her a Liger. Half lion half tiger. They are cool. http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/liger.html