Ashtanga
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Clay, don't you have something else to do.
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Well screw you too.
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boldest thing you ever did to show someone you like them
Ashtanga replied to antifnsocial's topic in The Bonfire
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Exactly. It makes it sparkling clean.
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Virgo. Rebecca says we make excellent bus drivers and pimps.
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LOL. Bytch, your funny.
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Same way you clean it after you ejaculate on it, dummy.
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This is actually AWESOME for you. Follow these steps and you can have good BBQ's. 1. Catch chicken. Hang it by it's neck with a rope against a hard surface. 2. Get axe. Cut off the chickens head and watch it run around with blood squirting out its neck. (This is cool) 3. After chicken stops running around and flopping on the ground pick it up and place it in boiling water for a few seconds. Pull out of boiling water. 4. Begin pulling its feathers out. Then take out its innards. Once all the feathers and innards are out you have cook ready chicken. 5. Grill, cook or fry chicken. Now you have lunch or dinner in your yard everyday. This will save you thousands of dollars yearly.
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I just licked them with my tongue. We have kind of kissed now.
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Nice teeth.
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God keeps asking me who the best robot is and I tell him Mr. Roboto. Then he calls me Mr. Roboto. I think God is a little .
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LMAO! I didn't even know that.
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I was messing around here on dz.com one day and I sent a pm to username GOD. It went through. He has ever replied though.
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Are you Warren Jensen, Mary's younger brother, in There's Something About Mary? "Don't touch her ears!" "Have you seen my baseball?" "Franks and Beans he was masturbating!" "Have you seen my weiner?"
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Sorry about the hijack Mr. Foster. Back on track. Seems most women like to have the kiss under the ear. I have also found that they like to have tattoos kissed and licked. Just an F.Y.I.
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From this day forward I now insist on when people say, "Who peed in your (cereal)" they say "Who peed in your Weetabix?" Or do you prefer "Who peed in your ou est ta bite?".
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I would never pee in the veggie sextion of your refrigerator. I would check your cheerios though. Everyone knows that when people pee in food they usually pee in peoples cheerios. That's where they came up with that saying, "Who peed in your cheerios."
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Benji, simmah down nah. Simmuuuuuuuh! Add it up; Simmah plus down, plus nah equals simmah down nah, now simmah down nah! Get to steppin' nah, y'hear? Who's up there? Who's up?
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I found one for you Lisa Marie.
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[Forrest Voice] We's like peas and car-rots. [/Forrest Voice]
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Sorry. I just thought I would make a funny. I made a funny, I made a funny. I know that you know, and you know that I know, that we don't like penises.
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Benji, I enjoy being kissed on my mouth and #8 other places. My penis likes to be kissed too. Make a note of that.
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When I used to pack full time at a dz super glue was my friend. Put it on my cuticles everyday.
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I just payed $250 a ticket for a U2 concert here in November. They are 5th row.
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Maybe it was Ben and Cary.