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  1. Ashtanga
    You have to know what you are looking for. Sometimes what you are hunting can be right in front of you. Or right above you. See the attached pic.
  2. Ashtanga
    KILLER!
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    Well, if you told me you were drowning I would lend a hand I’ve seen your face before my friend And I know that you know who I am Well, I wasn't there and I didn't see what you did I didn't see it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you’ve been It’s all been a pack of lies And I hear you were cumming in the pool that night, oh lord She's been waiting for that moment for all her life, oh lord She could feel somewhere that night, oh lord, oh lord And shes was waiting for this moment all her life, oh lord, oh lord
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    I'm here today to present the Thank You to the People Who Have Brightened My Day. (pause) That's… all I'm here to do. (pause) (Exaggerated, fake-happy sigh with appropriate expression.) (Ashtanga starts to break down and cry.) (sniffles) "Um, I'm sorry… (sniffles) And… Um… I didn't expect this to happen. (pause) Um… saying Thank You is not the most important thing in the world… It's The Jesture Your Thanking That Counts-… Oh, God!" (sniffles) (Ashtanga completely breaks down and starts to bawl.) (Ashtanga abruptly changes tact, and is now happy and energetic.) "Anyway, who cares? I am thanking Rebecca for her smile, Casie for her Friendship, Jumpchikk fer her Pm's, and BenForde! He has jumped into my ocean! (laughing and returning to himself) Ah… Woo! Alright, man."
  5. Ashtanga
    Well have yourself a Nathan's Famous Hot Dog with Frenchy's Mustard on it.
  6. Ashtanga
    How about "All I Want Is You" by U2? I like that song.
  7. Ashtanga
    I found a new Jump Suit for you Frenchy! http://www.goldeneagleracing.com/photos21/combs1.jpg
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    Perfecto!
  9. Ashtanga
    Totally not fair. Everyone always steals my ideas and this guy just happened to have the same name as me.
  10. Ashtanga
    I woke up the other morning at about 4am and turned on the TV. I watched the original episode of Charlie's Angels. It was the first show. 2 hours long. Tommy Lee Jones was in it before he made it to the Big Screen. It was fun to watch and I told myself that I need to see more of the episodes.
  11. Ashtanga
    Damn. And may I ask who was the person who used my name in the name of their company?
  12. Ashtanga
    I personally like hot dogs. I am thinking of starting a Hot Dog Restaurant chain. I'm thinking of calling it "Nathan's Famous Hot Dog's". Sounds catchy. Anyone think it will work?
  13. Ashtanga
    Huh? No hable french.
  14. Ashtanga
    I am a large smoked sausage? You want to suck on me Remtard?
  15. Ashtanga
    Pour qui il tient une nation sous dieu invivisible...
  16. Ashtanga
    Depends on what you call a living?
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    I remember seeing her for the first time in 1994. The movie was My Father the Hero. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110612/. It was about a girl who went on vacation with her father and told everyone he was her boyfriend. People were upset because she was young and he was older. She looked hot in a thong. I was 18 years old when it came out.
  18. Ashtanga
    The President is after you Frenchy.
  19. Ashtanga

    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    Your very quick Billy. Very quick.
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    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    Blame Casie.
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    Guess whos Rack, Rack again McNeill's Rack, tell a friend Guess who's Rack, guess who's Rack, Guess who's Rack Guess who's Rack... (Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la la la la la la la)
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    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    That's how the saying goes. I didn't say that. The other SNL character said that.
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    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    Well isn't that special? Brierebecca pointed out something that makes sense. It's only a sin if you sniff. Touching is not a sin. You pointed that out so I didn't have too. How con-veeeeeeee-nient!
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    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm sorry, homo tendencies are a sin. Thanks you for watching this addition of Church Chat. Until next episode. [Church Lady doing Church Lady Dance.] da da dun dun dun dun, da da dun dun dun dun
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    Church Chat

    Ashtanga replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire

    [Church lady doing her little dance]