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We need pics of you modeling them VSG.

I'm still laughing hard.

My new sig...

I think these are the two of the funniest threads I have read in awhile.

How do you express the sound of putting your face betweeen The Rack(tm)v.2.0 and shaking your head between them. You know the [hubabababab] sound.

I'm being nice. You have to admit it was kind of funny though.

Look at his new post. Bwahahahahahaha!!! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1877557;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

Good point, Keith.

Good point, Keith.

Edited because Keith made a good point.

Edited to be nice...

My grandmothers name was Virginia. She's dead.

He must really like his grandmother.

He has a grandmother named Joyce.

He deleted his post.

Yeah. How did they do it? I'm sure somebody on here knows that way I don't have to spend the $20 on the book.

More... He played in casinos around the world with a plan to make himself richer than anyone could possibly imagine -- but it would nearly cost him his life. Semyon Dukach was known as the Darling of Las Vegas. A legend at age twenty-one, this cocky hotshot was the biggest high roller to appear in Sin City in decades, a mathematical genius with a system the casinos had never seen before and couldn't stop -- a system that has never been revealed until now; that has nothing to do with card counting, wasn't illegal, and was more powerful than anything that had been tried before. Las Vegas. Atlantic City. Aruba. Barcelona. London. And the jewel of the gambling crown -- Monte Carlo. Dukach and his fellow MIT students hit them all and made millions. They came in hard, with stacks of cash; big, seemingly insane bets; women hanging on their arms; and fake identities. Although they were taking classes and studying for exams during the week, over the weekends they stormed the blackjack tables only to be harassed, banned from casinos, threatened at gunpoint, and beaten in Vegas's notorious back rooms. The stakes were high, the dangers very real, but the players were up to the challenges, consequences be damned. There was Semyon Dukach himself, bored with school and broke; Victor Cassius, the slick, brilliant MIT grad student who galvanized the team; Owen Keller, with stunning ability but a dark past that would catch up to him; and Allie Simpson, bright, clever, and a feast for the eyes. In the classroom, they were geeks. On the casino floor, they were unstoppable. Busting Vega$ is Dukach's unbelievably true story; a riveting account of monumental greed, excess, hubris, sex, love, violence, fear, and statistics that is high-stakes entertainment at its best.

Have you all heard about the MIT students who figured out a way to always win at Black Jack? They went to Vegas and Monte Carlo and walked away with $10 million. There is a book out about it ...http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060575115/102-9514079-9517754?v=glance ...and just wondering if anyone knows what they did exactly to ensure they won. I hear they are banned from Vegas and Monaco now. Although they have gone back as alter egos including a Russian Arms Dealers and a German Pop Star so people would not know who they were.

I told my boss sad had nut on her face. She was eating nuts and had some on her face. I wasn't even trying to be sexual, I just said it. We both busted out laughing on that one.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I can't believe I am the only one from Cuba.

Finally. Had to save it. Nice video, Benji!

girlfalldown again and she can not get back up please don't leave her there

I'll try that. Thanks.