Ashtanga

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  1. You could be Hippie Smurf.
  2. I am not a stalker. I am just a fan. She looks kind of Smerfy. Or is it Smurfy?
  3. It's blue. Blue is my favorite color.
  4. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=VanillaSkyGirl;
  5. Gay men don't scare me. Their erect penises do. Gay chicks are hot!
  6. Pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's 5 O'clock somewhere I get the rest of the day off....
  7. If you don't already own a rig I would invest in one. But you don't have to buy top of the line brand new stuff.
  8. Oh hell yes. If my girlfriend came home and said, "I sucked Bob's cock today!" the relationship would definetly be over.
  9. And as I said earlier I had oral sex with my girlfriend when I was young but when she got married she could still consider herself a virgin because she was never penetrated (with a winky ). Now do I feel it is like kissing, no.
  10. I think they mean it is more like foreplay. It is a sexual act as far as intimancy but it's not sex exactly. I consider penetration the act of sex and oral being intimate.
  11. I lost interest in her when she was on that talk show and always talked over her co-hosts. They kicked her off the show becasue she always did that.
  12. You just made me think of buttered buttochs.
  13. I have been in love with Kelly Ripa for quite sometime. http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Kelly%20Ripa&sa=N&tab=wi Also Kiran Chetry from Fox and Friends on Fox News. She is on between 6am and 7am Mon. - Wed. http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Kiran+Chetry&btnG=Search
  14. Or as Frenchy says, "Get women to bring you booze and sammiches."
  15. My first girlfriend from my early years (high school) wanted to remain a virgin until marriage so penetration was out of the question. She enjoyed oral sex though.
  16. It's a sammich. Obviously you are new.
  17. Yeppers, pretty cool, huh?
  18. I like the Blancpain's Equation of Time Marchante for $119,300. http://www.robbreport.com/Articles/Style/Timepieces/asset_upload_file80_8349.jpg
  19. Hot chicks can generally find someplace to crash over the boogie without prior arrangements. Just make sure you introduce yourself around at The Bent Prop.c
  20. A lot of things have happened in my life and if it wasn't for help from a higher power I probably would not be here.
  21. Good idea. I believe in God. How about the rest of you?
  22. I don't miss Chromey either. NacMac was on here a few weeks ago. He didn't post but we talked via PM. He is doing well just has other things to do.