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  1. Ashtanga
    And I knew someone would reply and repost all the damn lyrics again. We be psychic.
  2. Ashtanga
    Since the year can't kiss it...can I? Please?
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    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Yo. cut it. Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
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    Maybe if Remster changed his screenname to SkyPapa he would be taken more seriously. Just joking Remi! If you go back to the RemiandKaren screenname are you still a greenie?
  5. Ashtanga
    Remtard is more like a big brother than a dad. He says something and you want to fight him. Please don't ban me Remtard.
  6. Ashtanga
    Nacmacfeegle in da house, Biotch! Wazzup up Old Timer!
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    Is this the concierge? Will you send up twin female midgets with a bottle of that new self-warming KY Jelly? What for you ask? That's nunya damn business.
  8. Ashtanga
    BTFU!
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    What had happened to your avatar was?
  10. Ashtanga
    HISGOOFYNESS is back.
  11. Ashtanga
    First Turbine DC-3 Fire Jump.
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    1.) It's called a sammich. 2.) Depends on how tall she is. If she is real short and 105 than she is petite. I like petite women. 3.) If she is really tall and 105 lbs. she needs mucho sammiches.
  13. Ashtanga
    Do you think there needs to be a DZ.com Anonymous with 12 Steps?
  14. Ashtanga
    I know what I would do.
  15. Ashtanga
    Are you out of soap?
  16. Ashtanga
    He calls it his French Tickler.
  17. Ashtanga
    Hint: He will have to get rid of his avatar if he's not gonna promote sex.
  18. Ashtanga
    Does anyone else know what Sudsys avatar is?
  19. Ashtanga
    Take video.
  20. Ashtanga
    I actually found that online. I didn't even have a pumpkin this year.
  21. Ashtanga
    Here's mine.
  22. Ashtanga
    I liked Clod du Bois when I used to drink wine. Not expensive and not cheap either.
  23. Ashtanga
    I haven't met you yet but I definetly look forward to it.
  24. Ashtanga
    Sex is natural sex is fun. Sex is best when it's two on one.
  25. Ashtanga
    Well, if I was a 18 year old slutty lesbian then I wouldn't be with boys would I? I am afraid of penises...except for my own. I like my penis.