Ashtanga

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  1. PRIMERICA - I go to TRL look how many hugs I get.
  2. That is because you are old and retired and have nothing better to do.
  3. American Pie when he glued his hand to his penis.
  4. Anytime you come to Atlanta I hope it involves stripping.
  5. Ashtanga

    Surrender

    Ooooh, Ma, Oooh Pa Must the show go on? Ooooh, Pa. Take me home Ooooh, Ma. Let me go There must be some mistake I didnt mean to let them Take away my soul. Am I too old, is it too late? Ooooh, Ma, Ooooh Pa, Where has the feeling gone? Ooooh, Ma, Ooooh Pa, Will I remember the songs? The show must go on.
  6. Opinions vary. I like his work though.
  7. Jackass! Stop making fun of me!
  8. I was talking to somebody about my sex dreams the other day. I have never had a wet dream because before I have sex with the girl in my dream she turns into a dog or something and runs out of the room. Then I wake up. Is something wrong with me?
  9. It's been so long since I saw them I don't remember if I liked them or not.
  10. I'll second that emotion.
  11. The answer is no they can't and I hate reality tv.
  12. Ejections out of a F-18 and I would buy a ticket.
  13. Does nothing for burns but does mesmerizing things over female eggs.
  14. I saw an interview with Quinten Tarantino and he stated that "whatever you think it is" was in the suitcase. He said different people have different opinions of what was in there and none of them are wrong. They are all right because he left it open to anything.
  15. Yep. Milk is very good for you. I actually buy a milk based soap from a organic store and bathe with it.
  16. First thing, do not apply butter, grease, powder, or any other remedies to the burn, as these increase the risk of infection. Then, soak your burn in milk for about 15 minute intervals every chance you get. Apply aloe in between milk soakings. Milk will not only soothe the pain but it holds healing nutrients as well especially for burns.