Ashtanga
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Do a solo from 13,500 on your belly.
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Maybe they can change Nic Cages and Jon Travoltas faces and make a movie about it. maybe call it face Off or something of that nature.
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Once I started oral sex.
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I did. She was so impressed that I ended up bangin' her on the examination table.
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Nope. I get purple and swollen.
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That whole relocation thing is hard right now. Maybe sometime in the future, dear.
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Both. Ok. I forgive him.
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Will you be my friend?
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It's been four years you would think I would be able to forget about it by now.
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I don't know if I will be able to forgive you.
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Womens panties. It's a hippie thing. Acid.
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He let me see in his panties. He had hippie dreadlocks down there. Very Interesting.
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Slappie has a softy! Slappie has a softie!
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Earlier in the movie they discussed a prison break m(leaving the country). Bob: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Charlotte: I'm in. Maybe he said something about it's time for the prison break. Just my 2 cents.
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Did you know that Steven Speilburgh has Aspergers too? I bet you didn't know that.
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I think Luigi is out at Perris.
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I got sunburned on my lips and I just applied lip balm and they recovered perfectly.
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Anytime.
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Frank Zappa on acid.
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You should do it over Eeverest. Jump out with a snowboard at 35K and land on the summit at 29k and snowboard your way down.
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Tha's all I heard.
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Plus the red hair. Wait, it's brunette now. Nevermind.
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That is because you and I are like peas and carrots.
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I can't believe it took him 4 years to find a skysurfer on here.
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Douva does.