Ashtanga

Are we in the movie theatre? [Ashtanga begins making moves on Rebecca]

I love lamp.

Banned in the place where you live Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t Now banned in the place where you work Now face west Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t before

There is not a lot of stuff to talk about in Cuba. We thought you were... Banned in the place where you live Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t Now banned in the place where you work Now face west Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t before

I was writing to the thread too. Maybe Slappie will take Skymama's advice and go masturbate.

Skymama has a new spray called "Slappie Be Gone".

Thanks. I Q-Tipped it this morning with witch hazel.

I like it when you look at me that way. Undressing me with your eye.

What is a bollocker? It's not in the dictionary.

Meanie.

The family acts like she's the most beautiful girl in the world and she's not and she can't even sing.

Hello From Cuba!

Am I the only one that thinks Brooke Hogan is not very attractive.

I sent my gerbile to Ninja School. He can kick ass. See pic.

Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam

Plus they glue people to their toilets.

Riverdance.

Hello! My name is Simon! I like to do drawerings! I'm having my bath now! Every day at five, a lady comes and bathes me! don't look at my bum! Don't look at my bum! I don't look at your bum, bum-looker! Cheeky monkey! Where was I? Oh, yes. I like to do drawerings! My Daddy works for a big American company - he's ever so nice! He travels all aorund the world, and he always takes me with him! Every day he goes to work, and every day I stay in the hotel and do drawerings! At night, he tucks me in and says, "Are you my little Simon?" And I say, "I am!" And then, in the morning, he says, "Are you still my little Simon?" And I say, "I still am!" And then he goes to work, and the cycle continues! So you see, I get to see a lot of him.. although, sometimes, I think he forgets he has a little boy. But still, he buys me any toy I want! Once, he bought me Action Man, which is like the British version of G.I. Joe, except that Action Man has to serve in Northern Ireland! Well, it's itme to go, I'm starting to get prune hands! I can't do my drawerings when I've got prune hands! Pretty soon, Lumella, the lady who bathes me, is gonna come in and make sure I washed everywhere, especially my bits and pieces! Cheeky monkey! Alright, goodbye everybody, bye! [ Simon finishes bathing, as scene dissolves to closing montage of Simon's drawings ] Jingle: "Well, you know my name is Simon and I like to do drawerings." ------------------------------------------------------ What's up Simon?

Are you on drugs?

Cool. Can I come live with you again Chuck?

This picture explains what they wear under their kilts.

It's because of your homo-tendencies.

Giraffe tastes like chicken.

I still remember the first time I met you in that blue with silver flame jumpsuit at Lake Wales. What was that 2001?

I'm going on the 18th.