Ashtanga

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

If you want good quality furniture at a reasonable price I like IKEA. But I also like Pottery Barn and Restoration Hardware but it is a little more $$.

If you keep talking about that Remi is gonna grow out of his panties.

Just order something that delivers and you will stay dry.

Don't tell me my poor VSG has done that. Need me to kiss it and make it feel better?

I hear BillVon builds cool Stealth Arcs.

That is also what it looks like when you jump naked and mess up your landing on concrete.

His name was Michael Fay if I remember. Here is a picture of Frenchy68's ass when he comes back. http://www.corpun.com/3695f.jpg

Have you thought about buying a cat, Chris? How about a bunch of snakes and just let them run free in the house. I would highly recommend non-venomous ones though.

What types of things do you want to do?

I was out at Raeford for awhile and I can assure you they jump year round. It gets a little cold but the planes still go up. Also, this will give you a chance to make friends at the DZ and hang out with them this winter. You can learn a lot from just being at the dz. Then you will be ready and trained for next spring and summer. Get ready to have a big red A stamped on you forehead. he he he

Absolutely. Incest. A game the whole family can play.

For those of you who have not seen Skreamers premature exit I provide the link. Be sure to make fun of him at Eloy. Look at the peoples faces after Skreamer exits. A look of "we are nowhere near the dropzone. " Maybe he will give the exit information as to what happened. Maybe not. DO NOT LET SKREAMER SPOT! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/gallery/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Video_Vault&image=skreamer_exit.mpg&img=&tt=mpg

Is says in your profile your a Tandem Instructor Examiner. Must have been quite a jump! The moderator of this forum, SlotPerfect, is an instructor out at Raeford. Also, another moderator, SkyMonkeyOne is an instructor out there too. Wait for a reply from them or send them a pm and see what they recommend for that dz. They might have you through AFF next weekend if you have the $$.

Who was your tandem instructor?

Right there with you. I already had a messed up right knee and now I messed up my left protecting my right. Now I have two braces on my legs and I can hardly move them. I'll be bed ridden all weekend.

He's that dude that spots for us, Remi.

Gris & fried okra are the bomb diggity.

Your pmsing? Damn. Pmsing attracts bears. They can smell the menstraution. Now the whole damn website is in jeopardy!

You just made me think back to that night. Vicky's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum and she's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits but she's as tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm.

Deal.

I was thinking Ozzy Osbourne. he he he.... just joking. UB Sexy.

Well kiss my grits.

He's back together with his ex Vicki Stubing. We are all swingers and had some fun. Sex with old people is weird though.

I was going on a cruise with my ex girlfriend and as we started to go up the ramp a song came on. We looked at each other deep into the eyes and kissed. I knew at that moment I was deeply in love. The song was this... Love, exciting and new Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!) Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah! I think I am gonna go on this cruise every year and take a different girl to fall in love with. This song just makes women melt in your hands, guys.