Ashtanga

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  1. Photos were taken at Huntington Beach, Ca. You know they are a little weird out there. Hot, but weird.
  2. Is this the new trend?
  3. If you think he didn't like that you should tell him the Aristocrats joke.
  4. Ashtanga

    Bad Puns

    - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. - Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. - When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs!' - If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
  5. Here is a picture of a pastry sweater. I guess the Rack is wearing a sweater. It is a snow lift so I am sure it is cold.
  6. Although everyone always wonders where the bubbles in the ponds comes from.
  7. That is what I was calling you as I smacked your ass.
  8. Ok. I'll share for you Remi. I had sex with Remi in the swoop ponds at Eloy.
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    Goose491

    Saying Emu is funny. You know what's even funnier? Listening to someone from England say "aluminium". Even funnier than that is calling the girl you are currently dating the name of the last girl you dated. That is hilarious!
  10. I thought you told her to put her knickers in the freezer.
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    Goose491

    Your avatar should be a Canadian Goose like this... http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Canadian%20Goose&sa=N&tab=wi
  12. Funny you should say that because that is my only experience that reminds me of Penthouse Forum letters.
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    Goose491

    It appears you are a female Emu.
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    Goose491

    Heya, thanks Pixie.
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    Goose491

    Are you an ostrich or a emu? If you look at the links below you are on both. What is the difference between the two? Ostrich http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Ostrich Emu http://images.google.com/images?q=Emu&hl=en
  16. I had the same hair dresser growing up. Now I remember she looked like Meg Ryan in her early years. The same very attractive lady cut my mom's, sisters and my hair. I was always fantasizing about her when she cut my hair. My sisters went off to college and my mom passed but I always went to see her and we always flirted with each other. She always placed her boobs in my face, strattled my legs, etc. when she gave me a haircut. When I turned 18 I ended up having sex with her in the salon after a haircut one night when nobody else was there. We were all over that salon.
  17. In the belly button. On the tattoo above her ass. In her eye. In her mouth.
  18. The fear of the unknown is the scariest fear of all.
  19. My mouth is watering.... Hybrid jumps out of a 777 into HH's backyard for the bbq.
  20. Flavor Flav is the son Public Enemy Number One -------------------------------------- His best is 911 is a joke.... Hit me Going, going, gone Now I dialed 911 a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reactin' They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue embalm the goner They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line they you're dead today Late comings with the late comin' stretcher That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya? With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation So get up get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here with the broken neck He's a witness to the job never bein' done He would've been in full in 8 9-11 Was a joke 'cause they always jokin' They the token to your life when it's croakin' They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver So get up, get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown Ow, ow 911 is a joke
  21. I saw it too. They said the next "secret" weapons will be more unmanned aerial vehicles that will be able to carry bombs. In the future we won't need pilots to bomb countries. They can sit on aircraft carriers or behind computers here in the states and bomb anyone anywhere with aerial vehicles not just long range missles.
  22. Never heard od said song before. You said he describes skydiving?