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No. When I masturbate it usually takes a lot longer. But when I am with a girl I can cum really quick! Don't forget to vomit, piss and shit on your car too so you don't hit a deer with it!

You know how many times I have heard that in the bedroom?

You can do all the stuff mentioned above or you can use Deer Out. http://deerout.com/

Kind of like my dick with head and shoulders on it.

Maybe I should take this act to a talent agent?

Ok. Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Then have your neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness come out and throw up in your wifes mouth. After she swallos the vomit she will in return vomit all over the grass. Seeing her do this and the smell of all the piss and shit will cause everyone else to vomit in the grass. Then they can slide through the vomit like a slippy slide . Then they can walk around and wipe the vomit all over the trees. Than have Bob Saget and the Olsen Twins come in and slide through the vomit, piss and shit. Force the Olsen Twin with the eating disorder to eat the vomit, piss and shit. Then everyone tell Bob that he really wan't funny on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me!

He told me that he has a diaper rash from wearing depends.

Happy B-Day, Chuck!

Globalflyer Shanghai yet!

SFW... http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Teri%20hatcher%2BNight%20Court&sa=N&tab=wi

She showed her breasts in the movie Heaven's Prisoners and they didn't look THAT good. That movie has to be at least 7 years old. Me thinks she has had some work done.

I have never seen that game before. Interesting though. Do you play it?

75 for me. I have another 45 years to go according to this.

Begin with a score of 79. 01. Do you have an annual physical exam? Yes = plus 3. No = minus 3. 02. Do you volunteer on a weekly basis? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 1. 03. Do you live alone? Yes = minus 3. No = 0. 04. Are you able to laugh at, and learn from your mistakes. Yes = plus 1. No = minus 3. 05. Do you have a confidant who listens to your problems? Yes = plus 1. No = minus 2. 06. Daily aerobic exercise: swimming, jogging, biking? Yes = plus 3. No = 0. 07. Eat balanced diet of fresh fruit, vegetables, whole grains? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 3. 08. Do you smoke a pack of cigarettes daily? Yes = minus 4. No = 0 points. 09. Live with, work with, or have friends who smoke? Yes = minus 2. No = 0. 10. Do you "yo-yo" on and off diet fads? Yes = minus 5. No = 0 points. 11. Own a pet (dog, cat)? Yes = plus 2 points. No = 0 points. 12. Are you a religious person, and do you practice your faith? Yes = plus 2. No = 0. 13. Use stress management (meditation, quiet time, spa)? Yes = plus 4. No = minus 3. 14. Were you born, raised, and still live in the U.S.? Yes = minus 2. No = 0. (Culture counts.) 15. Gender? Female = plus 1. Male = minus 2. Taken from here...http://www.demko.com/boom0525.htm

The lens contacts are dirty. Get a pencil with an eraser on the end, just a regular old pencil with a red rubber eraser. Detach the lens from the camera, hold it so that the lens’ gold contacts are pointing down and lightly erase their exposed surface, cleaning them of any hand oil that might have gotten on them. Do the same thing with the gold contacts inside the camera body. This is a bit harder but it’s doable: just hold camera so lens opening points down so no gunk falls in. Erase lightly. I used a lens cloth and dabbed at the contacts rather than blow them so as not to blow the erasings inside the camera.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, giraffe-kabobs, giraffe creole, giraffe gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple giraffe, lemon giraffe, coconut giraffe, pepper giraffe, giraffe soup, giraffe stew, giraffe salad, giraffe and potatoes, giraffe burger, giraffe steak, giraffe sandwich. That- that's about it.

I was impressed with the broadcast. Although it didin't surprise me coming from Greg. Wondering why there was no mention that 3 people on the episode had in fact done this before. Greg, Omar and Troy.

Was it Omar, Greg and Steve again?

When French people curse do they say, "Please pardon my English?"

People gossiping about others. I hate gossip. And NO she is not skydiving in Elsinore right now.

I heard loading video games on a laptop is not recommended because it takes up too much memory? The only game I would want to load on it is Flight Simulator.

I prefer Men are from Mars and Women Want Our Penis better.

There was a guy like that at Eloy one time. He would'nt listen to anybody tell him different. Then one day he spiraled a little too low and he is not here anymore.