Ashtanga
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Attached is a picture of my cell phone. It ROCKS!
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I was in D.C. last weekend. Hence why I didn't go to Dublin. Nice city to visit but I would not want to live there. Rent is high as hell.
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I love lamp.
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I would like to take this opportunity to say hello to Skymama. I know she is watching.
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It's like Deja Vu all over again. - Yogi Berra
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I will have the ambulance waiting.
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Damn you, Sebazz. You should have told me that a few years ago.
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She is planning on a weekend with lots of peanut butter, your dog and a midget named Shorty the Pimp and she doesn't want to feel guilty.
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Is that a personal attack?
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Wow!!!! Benji, you are one sexy biotch!
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I mean walking down the center of the railroad tracks is like walking down the middle of a highway if you are deaf.
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Just a little foolish...maybe. I think she was walking in the middle of the track not next to it. That is why she got hit.
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Prephect is.
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I thinks Brains significant other is beautiful. What are you talking about.
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Or something. I mean come on. http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/15/miss.deaf.texas/index.html
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I missed her SNL skit. I am a big fan of hers. I own the movie Closer and I jerk off to it a lot.
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Natalie Portman needs a good skroging by me.
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Heard any good polock jokes lately? I'm Irish / German.
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imagine that........................................
Ashtanga replied to MarkFoster's topic in The Bonfire
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I live in Cuba.
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When I was in Eloy I made over a $100.00 snorting wasabi, hot sauce, salt and pepper. Not that I am proud of it I needed the money. It really didn't hurt your eye just gets really really red and it feels like it beats like a heart.
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To many to name. At least I have been forgiven for most of them.
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They were sucking and fucking and fucking and sucking and sliding throught shit, cum and piss.
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Yeppers. Rented it a couple nights ago. "Twilight". Jessica Alba showed her BOOBIES in "The Sleeping Dictionary". Check it out.
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He's a fish that lives in the sea.