Ashtanga

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  1. Frenchy is the Moderator of the "Men Only" forum.
  2. I have no idea what you are talking about, Kele01?
  3. It doesn't say anything about the giraffe steak he ate afterwords. Washed it down with Cheetah piss.
  4. It depends on if the pilot was drinking. If he was drunk it would take off. If he was sober it would not. Has anyone else driven down the highway and pulled back on the steering wheel wishing you could fly your car?
  5. It would be kind of weird to think you were going to be arrested for something that is legal. That would be like walking down the road smoking a cigarette and worrying that every car that came by was a cop and was going to arrest you.
  6. Will drugs still make you paranoid if they are legal?
  7. You mean Freefallin'? Doesn't that song remind you of skydiving?
  8. Patrick Swayze is always fun to poke fun at. Did anyone see the movie Point Break?
  9. Second question... Is there anyway to save my current library so I can add it to the new computer?
  10. If I were to change computers and had to redownload the IPod disk on the new one would I lose my library or would the IPod transfer it over to the new computer? Thanks.
  11. Do you think when the police said, "Are you a doctor?" if he replied, "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" they would have let him off?
  12. He got a blow job too? Here put this in your mouth so I can take your temperature.
  13. The man is a genius! Pure genius!
  14. I think you should wear nothing but my face between your legs.
  15. I've got a wife and kid in Baltimore, Jack, I went out for a ride and I never went back.
  16. Open the window and jump on the hood of his car and make monkey noises while scratchin your underarms.
  17. You like that tingling feeling in your ass?
  18. Didn't you and Chromeboy do something with a bottle of head and shoulders? He said something about your ass being dandruff free.
  19. Don't keep it in your underwear because you would have a bunch of pictures of your penis!