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    I hear nothing has happened there this year. At least that is what the girls keep saying.
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    I'll match your firework fund. Unless you get too high!
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    Not only am I there but I am staying the weekend! Do a trick Do two tricks!
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    And Party Like Rockstars!
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    Where They Raise and Breed Skydivers! How about a slogan?
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    A SeaMonkey is a really cool SkyMonkey that is married and lives in Yuma, Arizona. He is getting ready to move, yet he is a Military Freefall Instructor. What up, Monkey?
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    As to Go Fast, Take Chances and for God's Sake...Don't Wear A Helmet? -Chuck Blue
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    How much, what kind and send me pics?
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    I am too tired to read but I vote Natasha Montgomery for ASS and Boobies.
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    Problem is I am pretty quiet in real life. You will meet me and not even know it.
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    I will be there this weekend to cramp Skinnyshrek in the plane so he can bitch at me. I will also be the one bringing beer and landing on the beer line. It's a long walk if you don't.
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    I miss SkyGal!
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    That book has been in the bathroom.
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    I take Tylenol PM. It helps me sleep.
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    You are the first skydiver I have met that does drugs. If you want to make it in the sport...quit now.
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    ...joking.. Do a trick, Monkeylip!
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    Where is Raeford, NC? I have never heard of the place.
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    I have Tommy Lee's cell phone number! Does that count?
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    Betsy is the Mother of all skydivers. She keeps us all out of trouble. Well, maybe not but she spanks us. Well, maybe not like that (although it could be a turn on) but she keeps us in line. Did someone say a line?
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    Say, "Hey bitch. Rub your titties on my dick so I can cum up your nose." And she would probably be happier if your dick was bigger. At least that's what she said after I fucked her.
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    hmmmm...BOOBIES! The beach chick goes to A&M, AggieDave!
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    See if Brad and Angelina will adopt you.
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    Is sex included? Well, they blew up the chicken man in philly last night Now, they blew up his house, too Down on the boardwalk theyre gettin ready for a fight Gonna see what them racket boys can do Now, theres trouble bustin in from outta state And the d.a. cant get no relief Gonna be a rumble out on the promenade And the gamblin commissions hangin on by the skin of his teeth Well now, evrything dies, baby, thats a fact But maybe evrything that dies someday comes back Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty And meet me tonight in Atlantic City...
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    I was the guy you were bitching at in the plane on Saturday for sittling to close to you. I jumped with Hans.