Ashtanga
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Movin’ to Georgia gonna eat a lot of peaches I’m movin’ to Georgia I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches I’m movin’ to Georgia I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin’ to the Georgia I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man In a factory downtown If I had my little way I’d eat peaches everyday Sun soakin bulges in the shade Movin’ to Georgia I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin’ to Georgia I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches I’m movin to Georgia gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin’ to Georgia gonna eat a lot of peaches Millions of peaches peaches for me Millions of peaches peaches for free Millions of peaches peaches for me Millions of peaches peaches for free Look out Millions of peaches peaches for me Millions of peaches peaches for free Millions of peaches peaches for me Millions of peaches peaches for free Look out
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I want to name mine... "I Want To The The Huck-A-Buck With Katie But She Is Married To Chuck!" or "Where you do Two Tricks!" or "I Lost My Car To This!" or "Skydiving takes your money and your mind!
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Everyone is wondering why George Does not "pull out" or "withdrawal" from Iraq? Answer... He's a guy! Guy's don't like to "pull out" or "withdrawal" until we are finished! Ask how much longer and the answer will always be, "Just a little bit longer" or " I'm almost finished!" Then when we are done we always answer, "It wasn't that long!" All those Democrats are used to going in and being finished in a few seconds! Real men take time and do it right. I made this joke up today... I'll be here all week...
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I knew it!
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I left Arizona in a Greyhound. Physically I was OK. Although that rig was bored as hell and annoyed at it's passengers. I guarontee it!
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What's uyp Benji! How is Cali?
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Holy shit it's REMSTER! Can't be McGowan...he has to be "only at 12,000 or so now"...
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Local jumper with 14,000 skydives? Who was it... Omar... Craig... etc... You have to name him!
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I was just beind a drunk asshole last night trying to stir shit. Sorry. I'm an ass.
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Skydive Chicks Rock...As Long As You Don't Date Them!
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Absolutely nothing...except yell at me for taking her on a date to see the Phantom of the Opera in a Limousine.
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You know what they say... "You don't lose your girlfriend on a dropzone. You just lose your turn!"
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Average of 8 grand to get it... I checked.
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Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One!
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Kelly, Casie, Kristie...you're all the same. Women...can't marry 'em... Can't kill 'em...
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I live Downtown. You can always see me. Just want to get my pilots licenense instead of driving up there every weekend.
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I will always follow the sport. I have friends here. I guess you are not one of them.
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Have you ever said, "Been there...done that?" I gave up everything to skydive and now I am giving up skydiving for everything. After a long thought process I have decided that I want to focus on my career and not daydream about the sport I once dreamt about. After returning to the sport I realized that there is just not the adreneline rush that I once had. I don't really get excited anymore. I get excited about other things. And I will pursue those. I will have my Private Pilots License by the years end. Blue Skies and "Party On!"
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First Skydive Jumps in Florida...a lot of DZ's including the Florida Keys! (Naples, Z Hills, Lake Wales, Marathon) Jumps in Boston at Lincoln Providence... Raeford... Eloy... Perris... San Diego... Skydive The Farm! Hans ROCKS!
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Just saw it on cable. I bought it. I would recommend this movie and the Author, Nicholas Sparks, to everyone. I have always loved Charleston. That is why my family vacations there.
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Rainbow Boogie 2006 PHOTOS -- and the gayway world record
Ashtanga replied to mdrejhon's topic in The Bonfire
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I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"
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Depends if I want to sleep or not.
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This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time) It's Frenchy is the title, here we go... It's Frenchy to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Frenchy...it's Frenchy(Frenchy) Frenchy (Frenchy) It's Frenchy to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Frenchy...F-r-e-n--chy (Frenchy) Frrrrrrrrrrrenchy
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I had an intricate part of this backyard...