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  1. Ashtanga
    Cocaine will give you lots of energy.
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    How would you cook the giraffe for them?
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    I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry clean Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said...
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    I'm surprised nobody has picked the song "My Humps".
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    The Hall Porter at the Shanghai Club answers the phone... Female Voice: "That belong Hall Porter? Well, my wanchee savvy, s'pose my husband have got, no got?" Hall Porter: "No, missy, husband no got." Female Voice: "How fashion you savvy no got, s'pose my no talkee name?" Hall Porter: "Maskee name, missy, any husband no got this side anytime."
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    This reminds me of a funny story. The Chairman and CEO of our company came to our citywide x-mas party. This man is very well known and is a devote mormon. Doesn't drink, cuss, anything. They introduced him at our x-mas party and the DJ chose the song Sexual Healing for him to walk out too. Needless to say he told the powers that be he WAS NOT very happy with this and not to let it happen again. We never hired the DJ again.
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    For Sushi go to Shout or Strip. Strip is a new restaurant at Atlantic Station. The owner of Shout just opened it too.
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    Not only did you bold it but you underlined it too.
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    I remember reading an old article that linked Shakespear to writing parts of the bible. He supposedly left clues in it.
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    I don't know.
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    I miss playing with Frenchy. Maybe I can get a toy store to create a Frenchy doll that wears goggles. This way I can talk and play with Frenchy all day. Nothing sexual just have him jump off things and such.
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    Hey, didn't Lisa Loeb use your services on her new reality show?
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    Residence Inn by Marriott is the way to go. https://marriott.com/search/citySearchResults.mi Or you can go a little cheaper with Towneplace Suites by Marriott. https://marriott.com/search/citySearchResults.mi Even cheaper with Springhill Suites by Marriott. https://marriott.com/search/citySearchResults.mi If you need any assistance pm me. I work for Marriott.
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    Ashtanga. Now get on your knees and peck like a chicken. Bwaakaaaaa!
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    Right after I cum.
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    I just purchased a Ford Explorer Sport exactly like this one. http://images.autobytel.com/cyber/161264/iP8416_1.jpg Nice to have wheels again.
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    Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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    Pepper - The Band

    Ashtanga replied to Peej's topic in The Bonfire

    I like pepper on my giraffe. I like pepper on everything except maybe cereal and ice cream.
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    Roses are Red Violets are Blue Take Off Your Clothes And Let Me Fuck The Hell Out of You! That's my valentine saying.
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    Like in prison?
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    Oh, Valentines day. Nevermind.
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    Happy B-Day Frenchy.
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    They also invite people over and pee, shit, cum and vomit in their yard and slide through it. duh
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    It means they are trying to get you to have sex with them and their dog. That is a classic beastality line.
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    Straight men are afraid of another man's penis. Especially when it is erect. We want to have nothing to do with it.