Ashtanga

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  1. Jump off your roof and arch all the way to the ground. If somewhere besides your stomach hurts after you land you need to keep working on that arch.
  2. I like the old telephone call that goes.... Me: Knock knock Her: Who's there Me: Not you 'cause you're a bitch! Then hang up.
  3. You mean dz.com relationships? Never.
  4. They say Elvis used to have 12-16 in one sitting.
  5. Yeah now doubt. After she said the electricity part you should have said, "Come to my house to play hide the sausage!" That works everytime.
  6. I like the Elvis sammich.... Ingredients 2 tablespoons butter, softened 8 slices white bread 1/2 cup smooth peanut butter 1 large, ripe banana, sliced 1/4 cup honey 12 slices bacon, Sauteed until crispy (optional) Preparation: Spread the butter on 1 side of each slice of bread. On the other side of half of the slices spread peanut butter. Place banana slices on top of peanut butter. Drizzle honey over bananas. Place 3 bacon slices on top of the banana, then place the remaining buttered bread slices on top, butter-side-out. Place sandwiches on a preheated grill pan or griddle. Flip them over when they become golden brown and crispy. When the sandwiches are browned on both sides, remove to plates. Slice in half and serve immediately.
  7. One last picture to close things out for the day. Anyone want to take her advice?
  8. Ashtanga

    Frenchy Avatar

    I am not trying to be Frenchy. I am just honoring him. At least for a little while today.
  9. Ashtanga

    Frenchy Avatar

    I agree. Plus chicks dig him too.
  10. Ashtanga

    HEY ASSHOLE!!!!!

    I partied with Pop in Eloy. But I don't remember.
  11. I don't want anyone from my past to be able to find me.
  12. Not even Sangiro can help you now.
  13. Shanghai - Absinthe = Very Fucking Bad.
  14. I like to play "hide the sausage" better.