Ashtanga

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  1. Apparently there is a Widespread Flu Outbreak in the states. "Widespread" meaning highest level there is. Article here... http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/12/30/flu.season.ap/index.html
  2. I have strep throat. Got it from my neice and nephew over Christmas. It hurts and I wake up in the middle of the night not able to swallow. I have to cough but it hurts like hell. Guess I will be home for a few days.
  3. Ok. It says on her website that she swings. Yippee I am maxing out my credit card for coached jumps for her.
  4. Oh that's right. You still owe me for those curtains.
  5. You are correct. Your post is a stupid waste of bandwidth. As are most of your posts. So moderators please lock or delete his post.
  6. Occasional use of "some" drugs is not that big a deal. Anytime you bring meth and heroin into the picture you are talking about a whole new ball game. These drugs are highely addictive and basically ruin peoples lives who use them. I have had my own problems with substances and I am very glad that meth and heroin were never anything I got into. Also I am glad that I never used needles.
  7. Here are her posts. She seems pretty adament about it. The picture she posted under the make-up thread sorta proves it. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do%3Dsearch_results%3Bsearch_forum%3Dall%3Bsearch_user_username%3Dnicolesheridan%3Bmh%3D25=Show+user%27s+posts
  8. My favorite is the time you posted this picture.
  9. Looks like I need to go by the Porn Store this weekend and pic up some new DVD's.
  10. I am not your gentleman lover. I am your MASTER and you will do what I say you dirty whore.
  11. Nobody makes fun of my hair! [Ashtanga tackles LisaMarie over a desk]
  12. You've got a dirty whorish mouth. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island.
  13. You KILLED it? I ought to punch you right in the ovaries! Straight to the baby maker.
  14. That’s what’s going on, nothing’s fine I’m torn I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn You’re a little late, I’m already torn Sorry I was a little late.
  15. I was in my room naked and I put my bits and pieces between my legs and I was looking in the mirror like I was a girl and I was saying, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard," over and over again and my friends walked in. They started laughing so I threw a bottle of lotion at them and told them, "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told." They didn't do it so I sprayed them with a hose and I said, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." They did it and then I threw a basket at them and said, "Now it places the lotion in the basket." They didn't do it so again I said, "It places the lotion in the basket!" They still didn't do it so I yelled "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!" Then they put it in the basket and left. It was pretty emberassing.
  16. Ashtanga

    Dynasty

    Ask and you shall recieve.
  17. I just call it edible. Then I call it tasty.
  18. Hence why I like Brazil. My brother was married there and the bridesmaids took me to a beach.
  19. Small world. Brian is a friend of mine and we were in a Fantasy Football League together. The name of his team was "Puffy Clouds". The guy is the funniest man in the world but quiet when not on stage.